Propanolol.
Pindolol.
Nadolol.
Timolol.
Tolol.
Dodol.
Cendol.

now i know why my diet always fails.

it's not because i have the will power of a boiled carrot.

but because... okay i will let you decide after telling you my story.

so, since i have put so much weight since summer few months ago, i decided to really shed some pounds and so far i am doing great.

obviously my plan consists of eating healthily and exercise. the latter is obviously done by climbing five flights of stairs on daily basis at my college so no need to go to the gym. and also carrying heavy books to class on fiva days a week basis too wtf.

and since i barely have time for myself nowadays due to having class 7 days a week (just like during my spm 2005 but that one even more extreme! i got like 9 class a week excluding school FML) i barely have time to cook any proper meal. or eat properly.

when i am at class, my lunch will consist of a bun and a bottle of mineral water. by the time i reach home, i will be super knackered that my hand couldn't even hold a frying pan to fry an egg wtf. *drama* and when it's friday, i have to grab my food from outside since i will be going out for class and tuition from the afternoon till late night and it is pointless for me to cook right?

so the only day that i get to go into the kitchen is saturday.

which happens to be today. now. right at this moment i am typing this.

i am never a breakfast type of person. so after waking up this morning i decided to clean and reorganize my room back to its previous glory wtf. and only after that i would decide what to eat for lunch + dinner.

midway through doing my laundry, the electricity went out. but nevermind, this is a normal thing in egypt (or maybe in my area la). the electricity will be gone maximum for like 5 minutes. only once before the electricity were gone for like hours and it was summer so imagine how much i suffered without having any fans wtf.

no electricity = unable to cook/ heat up yesterday's food/ bathing since no electric to heat up the water.

so anyway, i decided to just wait and delay my awesome cooking plan for a bit. i decided to continue organizing the books and wardrobe (mama, sila bangga dengan anak anda sekarang) but to no avail two hours had passed without any electricity. T_________T

i was super hungry (i didn't take breakfast remember???) so i decided to forget my awesome cooking plan, sacrificed my diet plan and called my saviour mostly knows to people as fast food outlet with the name hardees wtf. and telling the operator my order and hung up guess what happened?

faster guess. one buck if you got it right.

guess leh..

the electricity decided to come back. FML.

hence, the conclusion is my diet plan always fails because of egypt electricity sucks (irrelevant but who cares. it's better to put the blame on something else not matter how ridiculous it sounds).

p.s. omg just found out that today's pharma tuition is cancelled. awesome possum! finally i get to enjoy my saturday like any normal person here. *tears of happiness*

eh wtf. i forgot i have to finish my laundry first and start revising for my three tests this week. FML (again).

for some unknows reason mostafa el nahas street¹ was fucking congested tonight until no taxi wanted to take me to sabiek for my tuition class and i had been fucking trying to flag a cab for an hour.

i had flagged down like 15 cabs (actually it was more than 15) and all of them refused to take right after i said "sabiek". in fact 7 of the taxis - even those metered ones - quickly stepped on the accelerator and left me without a word as if sabiek is some constagious epidemic spreading all over the world wtf. damn angry okay.

not even when i offered them twice money from the usual taxi fee which is 5le.

not even when i quoted them thrice the usual taxi fee.

and desperate times called for desperate measure wtf. and it is a well known fact that when one is desperate they would do the unthinkables.

on in my case, the stupid unexpected thing wtf.

since i had lost my patience and tired of hailing any passing cab for almost an hour and the class had begun already, i decided to walk towards the middle of the street where i saw an empty taxi coming, quickly opened the door, got inside and said to the driver, "50 egyptian if you shut up your mouth and drive me right away to sabiek through the shortest possible shortcut ever from here."

so today, i finally learnt that money indeed buys everything wtf.

^{1 my house kena renovate lah hence that's why i am temporarily tumpang-ing my foster family's relative house.}

dara-dara pinggitan 3 kenanga

the pictures above were taken right after the class finished on the 1 november. realise that all of them were doning pink or something pink?

that's not some breast cancer awareness organisation wtf but actually it was my classmates surprise for me on my birthday!

cik go (the one at the front more row on the right) went through all the troubles to text every girl in the class the night before my birthday to ask them to wear pink on my birthday. awww cik go sayang you extra lah! hik *lesbo moment wtf*

butttttt the surprise went a bit wrong when she accidentally blurted it out in facebook IN MY PROFILE wtf. because she thought the secret was out already since i was joking to others (which had been going on for quite a while) about forcing them to wear pink.

but the truth is i had no idea until she commented in my wall hahahahaha. aihhh everyone who planned to surprise me also fail lah this year. even gedik. -_-"

this story is even funnier okay. the story is he had asked me few days before my birthday whether i knew that there is a new cecelia ahern's book at virgin? i told him "no, is there any new book?" while quickly googled about it online. and i found out that there is really a new book! excitedness!

by this time i still didn't have any idea that he was planning to get me that book. but later he asked me when i was planning to buy the book so from that moment i got the feeling he was getting me a copy. so trying to be discreet (and honest and making things easier for him wtf) i told him maybe not until two weeks later since i have been busy to go and grab a copy.

but here come the drama jeng jeng jeng...

i bumped into him while he was at virgin getting that book for me. a day before my birthday. when i was out with my mom to celebrate it.

seriously what's the possibility of two people to bump into each other at the same place on the same time when you are in egypt?!

apparently it is quite high wtf.

i was shock lah to see him and even shocker when he bolted out quickly from that place without even saying him to me! so i texted him accusing of being "sombong" to which he replied saying blablabla excuse excuse more blablabla and we were ping ponging texts in between us until one moment he actually texted that he had to cancel his plan to give me the latest book because he knew i already bought it liao.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

i said nevermind lah since the secret is out long time already (i had suspected it for days honestly) it's okay lah this kind of things happened (seriously, no it doesn't happen often. you are just out of luck faaris wtf hahahaha) but since he decided he had to surprise me with something else, i ended up with soooo many things from him.


aihhh everyone who planned to surprise me also fail lah this year. even gedik. -____-

or maybe i am just to clever to figure it all out bahahahahaha.

but anyway thankyousssss to all of you for making my birthday a great one. really appreciate it! :))))))))

since my birthday fell on sunday (got class mar) so my mom brought me out to celebrate it a day before! and i chose to go eat at tgif because i have been missing out their mac n cheese om nom nom nom nom.

there goes my diet plan of the year wtf. i ate like almost 10oz of meat T___________T










and on my birthday my mom surprised me with this...


-_-" damn cute i know.