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be my boyfriend please!

CRAPPINK:
omg one more week before anatomy test!
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since everyone of you (yes, you know who you are!) keep on bugging me to get a boyfriend and as if rubbing in the fact that i am still single at the age of 19 is not like rubbing salt onto the wound (not!)....

so here goes.

Boyfriend Application
*click click!* you know you want to.

oklah, i know i have to give info on my part also. so here goes:

THE RESUME

name(s):
widely known as pinksterz.
or pinky.
in some circles known as the irresistable one.

other(s):
also known as the goddess of evil.
rebellish girl.
failing medic student (why thanks!)
mudder

age:
19 (yes i am still young! wtf lah these people keep on bugging me to get a guy)

child(ren):
not that i have known of

description:
crazy.
dangerous.
a witch.
have a fetish towards furs and animal print (not it is not beastility).
evil.
stupid.
foolish.
have a knack of naming people with names, ie shrek, meanie mouse, fairy god grandma, fentleman (my version of gentleman) etc etc.
psychic.
weird.
silly.
stubborn.

other(s):
has her own inner cooking goddess which doesn't want to show herself yet.

people says:

...nobody knows what is going through in her mind! Not even the infamous x, woa woa's master. oh yes, and you are a no face freak too! :P
-ayam goreng koki

...damn rude amoi!
-fairy god grandma

...silly but nice girl, always full of thoughts but usually only to crush me down, brilliant with ideas but mostly evil, but to me she's evil!
-fentleman

...jiwang karat queen
-the 34 year old virgin

...basically a shadow (check her display on her blog) and semi necrophilis
-shrek
err..i think that is enough or else i doubt you people will apply. eheh!

please note that these people are just jealous of yours truly. hence, the above opinions. sigh.

benefit(s):

treat is as a credit card bonus collecting scheme! the longer you be my boyfriend (and treat me as one!), the more points you collect for redemption!

damn good right?

credits goes to mr health concious(haha!) for giving me this idea!



so what are you waiting for? apply now!
there is NO SPECIFICATION for the applicant(s)!

Boyfriend Application
as if the button not big enough for you to click on.

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see i know, i knew it, pink memang miang and desperate for bf ....wukakakakaa


YAY...pink nak kahwin...:P

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and you self admit...jiwang karat queen :P

wukakakakakaka

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KFC...idamanku selalu!
yum....ayam goreng! Finger Licking good!

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She's mentally unsound, I knew it.. from day One...pity pity..

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haha... the benefits cracked me up. wonder whats up for redemptions..

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hahaha hmmmm dunwan la

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i gotta get me one of those form thingamajigs.

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waaa... now i noe how to solve my problem!! xD

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Ahaha..
you lelong-ing yourself?

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andrew> don't you get it...it means u will have to spend money on her with ur credit card then you collect more points for redemption...lol its her so call win-win situation...lol

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so..any suitable applicants?:D

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Ooi..din credit my idea... for every "credit card" u get, u give some commission ok ???

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WUKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA.... mau pon kamu seekor wukakakakka... i doubt it anyone wants to apply. Kalo ada also those really..... >.< ones wukakakaka

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Oh I forgot something ...

MUDDERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR~!!! *love*

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LOL... this is so funny...

Do you know you're featured in Boss Stewie's blog?!?!?! *jelez*

hahaha...

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Eh, so how's bizness? Sambutan mengalu-alukan? :p Any shortlisted candidates dy? Haha.. You memang daring ;p

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so... how'd i fare ?

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Haha.. you're so cute. I like the way your write your post. Interesting and fun reading. And about the be your boyfriend stuff.. shall I click on it since I am a girl?
Where is the "be my gf" widget?
HAha...

nice blog!

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aa yes..
i need a picture (not to touch myself with)

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19?!!
Auntie eve said you all are older than she is..swt

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x:
oi i thought you were the one egging me to get one? i did this post to shut your mouth la!

the jiwang karat queen is just a comment i took from you for the 'people says' part. i don't admit it. hmph.

3point8:
ooooh ayamas! xD

blueapple:
i am not.

andrew:
haha redemption is percutian 5 hari 1 malam di kfc. :P

shrek:
be a sport lah! xD

shadowfox:
no need gambar. i am too gorgeous for a snapshot :P

benjamin:
get it i go apply lah :P

yannee:
*speechless* does that mean i have become hero to every single person out there? :D

johnny:
haha..no!

anonymous:
i didnt say that. i stated the period of staying as my bf :P

and who are you?

yipguseng:
me will check the applicants later! be patient!

calvin'swife:
i got applications! got people applying OMG!

and er.. DOOOOOTTTTTTTEEEEERRRR!!!! /love =D

rk:
haha yes i know =D

narrowband:
me not that popular to get hundreds applications la. got few.

daring pinksterz - i like that!

thevan:
i will mark your form later. be patient!

curryegg:
aww..i am flattered *blush*

thanks ya! :D

emphbone:
haha no pic in my blog. i only put it on my msn. stictly some times. :P

jian:
she got denial syndrome. sigh poor auntie evie. do you know how ancient she is?

freethinker:
sorry lor! i totally forgot it lah! honest!

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Pretty creative way to get boyfriend. Internet has really changed the way we socialize.

Is the application still opened?

Write to me and I shall apply with attached photo. Muahahaha...

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mun:
hahaha it is opened all the time :P

you write to me lah. you are the one applying blek!