god, i swear i ain't THAT busy but i seem not to have enough time to do everything that i need to do.
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it's that time of the year again - the REVIEW time!
january 2008
pinksterzisme is one year old! this was the month that i had to face the stress of mid term. yea yea i know it was only the mid term but i couldn't help but to feel extremely down thinking about it at that time because i felt as if i didn't put in enough effort. i also had go for a winter trip to luxor and aswan visiting the valley of the queens, being taught to pronounce hapshetsut temple as the "hot chicken soup" temple, karnak temple, (was cheated to visit) banana island, getting bored out of my pants at the botanical garden, finally saw the temples of abu simbel and also learnt (half-heartedly wtf) about the incest myth of the philae temple.
february 2008
nothing much happened in this month except i pwned david "botak" cheong kao kao hahahahahahaha! and also i dedicated a post for all flies (yes, lalat) in the world wtf. and i received the results of my mid term back.
march 2008
i reached 10000 unique hits!!! i used microsoft office 2007 for the first time to try to publish a post on my blog but i chickened out last minute in case my blog went haywire. and also i was fooled into believing this pic wtf. i freaked out a little after i found out that my blog is being read my some of the students in egypt too but i guess i am okay with it now. and also the hottest issue of the month in egypt was sexual harassment. and my monthly mangsa for bully was william leong *evil laugh*
wow. seems like i wrote a lot of loooooooooong post in this month eh? haha!
april 2008
i wrote MY. MOST. CONTROVERSIONAL. POST. EVAR. i swear lor i was totally pissed off that night due to exam stress (my pratical exam for finals had begun) and that was the main cause i wrote it hahahah. and it was also the most popular post in my blog lah considering the amount of comments i received on it. it was because of that post i met squiddie man aka munaks (hahaha it is quite a story on how he ended up with that nick and it was all because of nasi lemak issue!)! it was the malaysian dreamgirl season and although i barely wrote any post about mdg, actually i was pretty smittened by it. my final's practical exams had begun too.
and the mangsa bully of the month was calvin! *evil laugh again*
may 2008
i created the term "shaaban" to replace the word "idiot"! and i boycotted the bigmac chant contest that was going on during that time. i had succesfully unlocked ALL the funtoys in facebook! hurray! i also lost my virginity to writing review by writing about the best-est movie evarrrrrr!!! i was done with all my practical exams and began my written exams. for the first time i was happy with my performance in histology!
and last but not least, i also met encik gedik, the first online friend that i made which turned into a real life friend! (sorry lah i prefer to use your nick to you real name :P) and because of him, for the first time i didn't have any mangsa buli of the month to be featured here. sobs.
june 2008
due to the finals stress (i tell you ah, exam always makes me bitchy wan) i wrote another post bashing those nuffnangers who kept asking people to nang them. for the first time, i also made a special dedication for my abah. i lost my bank card (that is so me lah i tell you, to keep misplacing my stuff all over the place). i was finally free from the finals! and lastly, i met another blogger cum friend from alexandria for the first time after chatting through ym for a month!
oh the mangsa buli of the month? it was mr gedik! serve him right for bullied me last month lor.
july 2008
i got sick with everyone bombarding me with the same "when are you going back to malaysia?" question. life was pretty mundane since i finished my finals and was bumming at home only. for the first time ever i stepped into a sushi restaurant and fell in love with sashimi. that was the first time for me to write a food review too wtf. july was also the month i got a bad news - i failed my finals terribly. with three major subjects. and few emo posts ensued following it. luckily for me i hadn't bought any ticket to malaysia yet or else i would be emo-er. and as the result, i made my happy list. however, as i was delayed from returning to malaysia (i had to sit for my repeat exams) i wasn't excepted from the common illness among oversea students - iMissMalaysianFoodlitis.
august 2008
the month when i busified myself with medical text books again since i was going to resit the exam at the end of august. however that didn't stop me from posting stupid posts like the Gerakan Anti-Tees (in short known as N.T.Ts wtf sounds like entiti) and my New Perfect Phone Search. and for the first time (wahlao, so many firsts this year for me wtf) i celebrated ramadhan alone without my parents. and because of that, a friend of mine tried to cheer me up by breaking fast with me for the first day of ramadhan!!
september 2008
not a good month for me since i got stalked by a stranger until my house (and this is another first time for me wtf). and after keeping it as a secret for a while, i finally let everyone know that i am going back to malaysia when i was already halfway across the globe wtf. in fact i only smsed three person after i already checked in and that was like few minutes before i stepped into the plan wtf just in case someone was looking for me. surprise people surprise hahahaha!
october 2008
celebrated raya in malaysia again and this time i didn't go to penang. instead i headed to the south, johor to celebrate it with the extended paternal family. however, as much as i was craving for some authentic laksa johor, i didn't have any luck in getting some AT ALL since my relatives decided to go for penang food. same happened when i visited another relative in sungai buluh. she always makes laksa johor every year but somehow this year she decided to serve us nasi dagang. T____T wtf to the max lah i tell you. gotten myself a new phone and my parents gave me an unexpected surprise too (and that was because i was too lumpy to suspect anything wtf). i went for a shopping spree, stocking up clothes for the coming year. and also had a picnic in PD which caused me to fall sick.... for the following three weeks.
i also finally met face to face with two bloggers who i has known for a year plus, evie and shrek during a simple raya gathering at my house.
november 2008
i reached the big two zero. however, i had an unusual birthday since i was hospitalised for the first time on my birthday itself. it was quite a drama since it happened two days before my flight to egypt. and i bumped into narrowband at klia! luckily for me that i had a travelling partner to accompany me in dubai since i was only partially recovered from sick. (almost) 24 hours later, i was finally back at egypt partially recovered from my sickness and the first thing that made me felt so welcome back was this fellow who kept disturbing me by calling me non-stop. i also received my first nuffnang cheque just a few days after i reached cairo. sigh, my first cheque i didn't have the chance to look at it. :(
and since i am repeating my second year (i failed my resit examination again wtf and to enter the third year, we have to pass every subject in the second year), i am not allowed to sit for any exam but the finals. that means no monthly assessments, no assignments and no mid term for me. as the result, i has gotten myself excessive holidays. and since i am repeating my second year, i join the mou programme which is fully in english. *shiny eyes wtf*
december 2008
i received my first mail from malayisa which is not from my parents (see, another first time for me wtf). and this year, my aidiladha celebration was so not going to my plan however it is still a nice one. gotten myself my first pet and it was dead 32 hours later. but fret not because i bought another
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realise something? i have no encounter whatsoever with any stupid security this year! woots! and i had a lot of my "first"s this year around (hor nothing like getting my cherry pop hor, what were you thinking!) like:
- first time having trips with friends in egypt,
- first time meeting some
one(gedik and kiah) that i knew from online which turned out to be one of the closest people in my life, - first time being admitted into the hospital,
- first time i stepped into a starbucks (and fall in love with their brownies),
- first time i ate sushi,
- first time i am using microsoft 2007,
- first time i ranted about bloggers in my blog,
- first time i totally failed in my finals which results in me repeating my second year,
- first time i celebrated ramadhan alone,
- first time i received a mail from malaysia,
- first time i had bloggers in my house in malaysia,
- first time i travelled back to malaysia without my parents
and many more which i couldn't recall since i didn't jot all of them in my blog. :)
frankly, it is not quite a good year for me. met a few bumps here and there, but as long as i am still breathing to this moment i guess i am not hurt in anyway. :)
oh well, looking forward for 2009 already! :)
and that someone is one of the people you care most.
i suck in opinion giving and i don't want to hurt.
the underwater cable fot fucked up two days ago no wonder the connection was acting like a bitch yesterday.
but anyway internet is back!
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so we finally like.... did It.
you know? as in doing It. for real. hello?
it was kinda nice though except that he didn't want to use any protection.
i know. i was damn angry too. i tried to knock sense into him before he actually, you know, "attacking" me.
but he got me cornered. in the corner of the room and i couldn't even say no anymore.
and oh speaking of the room, it was kinda kinky you know. *blushes a little* actually it wasn't that nice for a room but it has all these bars for which we figured out that we could climb on to and do a lot of different positions - even those that haven't been found in kamasutra yet.
yeah yeah that sounds all nice and sweets but then we did It without protection. WITHOUT ANY PROTECTION. and we did It like not only once.
we did it for like...
approximately like...
more or less like...
actually i forgot how many times we did It. which is worse.
and worst of all, i think Mum actually saw us did It but she decided to keep mum (oh, a pun!) on it. but oh. my. god.
how embarassing it is to have your mum around you when you first did It?
like hello?
doesn't she know the meaning of the word p-r-i-v-a-c-y? don't they have lessons how to act when their children have reach *matured* age and wants to explore more about life (and making new lives maybe)?
but at least she was all cool about it. when she accidentally saw us you know. but whatever. *flip hands*
but anyway, i am still angry at him for not using any protection AT ALL. thanks to him for adding one more problem into my problematic teenager life.
not only now i have to deal with hamthematic and calculus and also the possibility of me being pregnant. oh GOD.
damn, i just hope Mom won't actually freak out if i really got pregnant. because if i do, i want to keep my first born (or borns since it can be a twin, or triplets right? you will never know).
i saw her just now sitting in her room, staring into spaces. i know she has had enough in her hands right now and i just don't want to burden her anymore (i demand a lot you know, nice foods since i am picky with my diet, nice place to stay in and i even mess up my place and make her to clean and tidy it up. god, what kind of daughter am i?! actually it is partially his fault since he is staying at my place too) with my "new" problem.
Mom i am just so sorry mom but temptation is always a temptation. lets just hope that miracle happens and my cycle won't be late (but i won't put much hope on it either since i can actually feel it).
not a virgin anymore,
Audrey
p.s. i hope Mom is ready to become a grandma. it's been only a week since we are together and now we are facing this. god, no wonder Mom is freaking out wtham. i think i will too if my litters did the same thing wtf.
p.p.s. god, i still can't freaking believe it that i am going to be a mother in 16 days!!!!! *pregnancy scare wtf*
i have received one great news today! :) actually it was already 90% confirmed a few weeks ago but today i receive a black and white confirmation so i guess it is safe to say that i am officially converted into the mou program of my university.
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my hamsters are still alive!
and since it is already more than 2 days since the day i bought them, i thought it was pretty safe for me to start handling them. so i put my hand inside the cage and waited for audrey to come into my hand so i could pick her up.
so she was sniffing the tips of my fingers and i was waiting for her to climb on it so i could scoop her out and play with her. mana tau, she bit me until my finger bleed wtf. i think i need to get something for them to chew on real soon before they really figure out that my fingers can be one wtf.
by the way, do you remember i told you that audrey is super hyperactive and stuff? well i have to eat my word because turned out thumper is waaaaay more hyper than she is.
last night he kept climbing all over the cage, biting the metal bars until at one point his teeth got stuck in between two bars that are so closed together. and to make thing worse i didn't try to help him. instead i couldn't stop laughing because he was like hanging in mid air with his teeth was stuck for support. like a mobile hammy hahahahahahaha.
anyway more pictures of them! god, i swear my blog is going to turn into their blog soon since i am crazy about snapping their pictures nowadays.
thumper hobby turned out to be pretending to be spiderman. *sweats*
spider
ops, a little obscene shot hence the mosaic-ed pic. heheh.and i never believe that one can succumb to peer pressure until i saw this...
...audrey is becoming a spiderham too wtf.
i failed to do the facebook blackout thingy today. its not that i forgot but i just can't live without login in facebook for a day.
i am so doomed.
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so my first pet had died after 32 hours being under my care (or not lah since i left him alone for about 12 hours - with food and water - when i was out to class and the mall yesterday).
so what do you do when your pet is dead leaving you with an empty cage?
my sad empty hamster cage :(just go get a new one lor!
wait! not one but...
TWO! hahahaha!
yeap. this afternoon, i went and bought another new pair of hamsters and this time i chose a male and a female. so that they can breed and give birth to many litters and i can become the new hamsters tycoon in cairo spreading the hamsters love around! :D
the one in the lighter shade of cream is the female and the other bigger and more greyish is the male.
and mind you Thumper (the male one) likes to eat a lot while Audrey (as in Audrey Hepburn because seriously her shade is just sooo fucking gorgeous lah omg and also because she is vain lah) loves to work out a lot. she is hyperactive wan i tell you. keeps running here, climbing there, sniffing here, crawling everywhere.
and i present to you the pictures gallore of Audrey and Thumper! haih you know how hard it is to get a nice, not-so-blur picture of your pet ?! damn hard wan okay -__-
Audrey, figuring out how to use the wheel
trying to get that hot bod wtf
Thumper, digging in
nomnomnomnomnomnomnom
oooo don't want to show me you are stuffing your face full is it?
hah! gotcha!
Thumper, exploring the cage while Audrey still on the wheel wtf. she is damn jakun with it lah i tell you. 
seeeee... can still see her (butt?) on the wheel wan
Thumper licking himself
Thumper tried to stop the wheel from moving wtf
okay okay, tak kacau dah. saya tolak. awak larilah.lets just hope this time i have more luck with them alright? :)
i don't even have enough time to properly choose a nice name for it or play with it or bond with it.
heck, i don't even have enough time to bring her to the vet (which i called earlier to ask regarding the location) tomorrow.
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evie who is a shopaholic (she buys lots of shoes and doesnt wear them or at least wear them only once wtf) has started a new blog to sell some of her stuff (so that she can get spaces to put in her new stuff wtf). there are bags, shoes and more to come soon! do check it out!
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i have a hamster!
i have a hamster!
i have a hamster!
i have a hamster!
i have a hamster!
i have a hamster!
i have a hamster!
i have a hamster!
i have a hamster!
i have a hamster!
i have a hamster!
i have a hamster!
i have a hamster! i have a hamster! i FINALLY have a hamster!
after much persuasion from me, my mom trusts me to let me own a pet. haiyah, she has the right to do so lah i tell you (i mean not allowing me to own a pet). i bought it this afternoon after i was done with my visa business and my friend who was getting his visa there also agreed to accompany me for my hamster hunt. :D
anyway, it's a syrian which has a resemblance of a tapir because of its black and white color. seriously lor, black (head) - white (body) - black (hind legs) wtf. hmm... talking about syrian come i show you this stupid convo of me and my friend wtf. we were arguing about the hamster type. i was telling him that my hamster is a syrian.
Faaris: mana u tau dia syrian?
pinksterz: mmg syrian lah
Faaris: tah2 egyptian ke
Faaris: canadian ke
Faaris: malizi ke (malizi is the arabic word for malaysian)
pinksterz: -__________________-"
and no picture of him to show yet since i am supposed to leave him alone for two or three days to get used to his new cage and environment although my hands were quite itchy this evening i purposely poke him to wake him up wtf because i want to clean the cage wtf what kind of excuse is that! yalah yalah i admit i am itchy to play with it.
ooooh and i have just confirmed that it is a male because he was sleeping with his leg up in the air this evening and i could see his err.... testicles wtf. or i think i saw his testicles wtf. and because he is a male, i was making some stupid jokes with my batchmate via msn. it was something about "ditangkap basah" hahahahahaha!
nevermind. who cares anyway right except that i might give him the wrong name wtf.
ooo speaking about names! i am yet to find the perfect name for him. so please suggest some for me. hmmm come to think of it "tapir" is not a bad name wtf. but please suggest some nice names for me. be it funny, stupid, quirky. anything!
my hamster. my hamster. MY hamster.
god i love him.
i swear i am going to spoil him (which i am already doing since i start to use my heater although i am still tolerable with the temperature because i don't want him to feel cold).
++updated on on 14 december 2008 at 6.45am++
it just striked me that i can call him Brain wtf. so both of us will become pinky and the brain wtf. the only thing is, all my hamster seems to do is sleep wtf. not a genius. hmph!
faiz: selamat hari raya kepada dr pink dan suami. semoga berbahagia selalu.
me: suami??????? sejak bila aku kahwin ni
faiz: oh belum ke?
WTF gila kan?
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today is the day that i saw more blood that i have ever seen. it even beat the amount of blood i had during my meanstruation's heavy flow times hundreds to the power of two wtf. i swear lor, if you see the condition of the roads in egypt today you will either think it was raining blood on the day before.
see? i no bruff wan.anyway, i had quite an unexpected aidiladha this year.
first i planned to celebrate it with fellow malaysians in asyir. somemore i was damn bersemangat okay to slaughter "kambing no.11 wtf"coz someone who was assigned for that particular goat fell sick a day before raya hahahahaha nolah nolah joking only.
but my landlord insisted me to join his family together with the other tenants of the building this morning. so i had to cancel about going to asyir to look at those camels and goats being slaughtered in the morning.
and then i thought i might be able to make it in the afternoon to help the girls to cut the meats into pieces but again my landlord insisted me to join him for lunch.
haih. seems like i am short of luck when it comes to joining the malaysian students for any events/celebrations/occasions (or maybe i have too much luck in celebrating with the egyptians wtf). like last year, i was invited to qalioub which i just couldn't turn it down because i wanted to experience how egyptian celebrate the aldiladha.
so yeah, i am truly sorry because i had no choice but to ffk everyone at the very last minute. :(
and in the evening i decided to go for a long walk alone around the whole area just to have a look around.
yeee aku pakai jeans time raya. so what?haih i know lah i am quite hopeless when it comes to directions and plans and maps but can you freaking believe it that i got lost when i was trying to find way back to my house. wtf wtf wtf.
anyway some pictures from today:
(okay, i am so not into black and white pictures but i need to desaturate the colors of some pics since i think it is either too colorful or the picture can't be saved anymore with any kind of photoshopping technics)
#1 egyptian queue-ing (if that is what you call queue-ing lah) to get their portions of free korban meat.
#2 one of the ways of the egyptians to celebrate aidiladha is by getting one of those party hats for the kids. another is by buying toys for the children. there is no angpao (too bad i know) tradition here.
#3 a boy selling some sheeps for slaughtering.
#4 the same boy is counting his sheeps to make sure he doesn't end up like pretty bo peep wtf.okay lets just keep crossing our fingers that tomorrow i will have enough luck to go for the malaysian open house at malaysian hall. really, i want to meet everyone since it has been almost two years i showed my
finally i have something to blog about!
it's not that i am super busy or anything but to be honest what is there that is interesting enough for me to write in here when all i do nowadays is staying at home, lepak-ing and cooking and eating (except for the fact that i was the only malaysian that went to college last tuesday only to find out that there is no class at all this week wtf but i am not going to blog on that of course to spare myself from never ending embarassment wtf) ?
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hahaha nolah nolah. not my fansee but actually one of my online friend turned into real friend (well we'd met each other so it is counted as real right?). hahaha a good friend of mine who i sayang alot ok
but i still can dream as if it is from my fan right? RIGHT?
this evening, i heard a loud knock on my door and i was grumbling all the way to the door because i was in the middle of doing something and i didn't like to be disturbed. fine lah fine lah i admit i was actually chatting on messenger wan since i am having too much free time in my hands but still i hate to walk to the door to check who was it.
and what i saw when i peeped through the peep-hole (is that what you call it?) didn't boost my mood at all - an egyptian was standing and still knocking loudly on my door and he was holding something.
"wtf i didn't order any deliveries today did i?" i thought to myself. i was contemplating in between ignoring him or assigning myself to the torture of speaking in broken arabic trying to understand what this stranger gonna say to me.
but again he knocked as if he is trying to knock my door down wtf. that was when i shouted back "YEAH YEAH I HEAR YOU A MOMENT PLEASE" wtf.
i opened the door and he grinned at me.
"BOSTMAN!" he said happily. and that actually means postman because egyptians pronouce the letter 'P' as 'B' (yea i can expect some binksterz jokes popping up after this). so this guy handed me my envelope and asked for my passport and he was gone in the next ten minutes after asking me to sign here and there on some random papers. :D
i was excited since this is my first time receiving a mail! (actually it is not my first mail lah if you count those parcels from my parents since i have been in egypt for the past two years more or less) and i could guess who it was from and the moment i tore it opened it is confirmed that my guess is correct.
everybody meets the sender of my mail aka my fansee, miss evelyn ng.
lolcatsmoments: I iz camera shyzzzz!
although she informed me earlier about she mailing something to me and she even voiced her doubts (note the S) whether it would actually reached me safely or not. and considering on my past experiences with egypt postal service, she does have the rights to doubt it. but you see evie, it does reach me!!!!
my first mail. *shiny eyes* actually it came as a surprise for me although she mentioned about it to me before but i didn't expect it to reach me that soon. :D
the first thought when i saw this was "wtf why so green? celebrating raya haji wan is it?" hahahahahaha. and somemore she mispelt my name! haih hopeless lah you.
AND SINCE WHEN I CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS LAH WOI! double hopeless for you. hmph.
the last line is the best line ever. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
and the stuff she included with her card are:
(ya ya i know you are sick of looking at pictures already but i don't care since i havent blog for a while i want to put more meaningless pictures here)
spot the difference(s)!
wah more pink stuff for me! heeee so happy! :D she knows i am obsessed with pink and she said to me that everytime she sees pink she will think about me (wah i know lah you damn sayang me wan evie *perasan*). last time when she came to my house for raya she got me an early birthday present and guess what she got for me?
she bought random stuff for me and every of them were pink in color. from candies, chocolates, yadda yadda yadda and even pantyliners. *sweats*
so evie, again, thank you for the stuff you sent me. yes i LIKE them very much (minus the green envelope of course wtf).
p.s. notice that again i put in extra effort* in editting the pics (relatively to the usual watermarking only)? yeah that is how free and bored i am nowadays wtf. T______T
oh god, please let this two weeks pass quickly.
p.p.s. *by extra effort i meant making the stupid simple frame for every picture only of course and also being patient waiting for photoshop/my notebook to unhang itself wtf. because i am naturally an impatient person.
two years ago, we found we had a lot in common.
two years ago, we learnt that i had to go.
two years ago, we were still us.
two years ago, we made a promise.
and one year later, you broke it.
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