the mcd's operator guy

CRAPPINK:
i am going to face extra 10 days of free holidays since i am not allowed to sit for the mid term exam in two weeks time.

haih, what am i supposed to do to kill the time?!
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this morning i decided to order mcdonald's breakfast today because i simply love their hash brown only to find me having weird conversations with their operator(s).

mcdonald's guy (mg): hello. mcdonald delivery.
me: good morning!
mg: morning miss pinksterz. it's still 9.40 am so we only have breakfast menu at this hour. we are so sorry ma'am.
me: erm yeah. i know that hahaha. that's the point of me calling you at this hour. hahaha (i am not being sarcastic. okay. maybe a little bit.)
mg: oh good. okay so you address is *censored*
me: yeap. that's me!
mg: okay. may i take your order please ma'am?

and he continued with taking my order and assured me that i would - let me quote their script because they always say the same thing everytime i call them - "receive it within 30 minutes".

i waited and 40 minutes had already passed and no one had showed up at my door. and finally my phone rang again and it was mcdonald's again. i thought maybe the main door was locked again like last time although that was unlikely to happen since it is already 10.20 am. surely someone had already go out to the grocery or something? right?

me: hello??
mg: hello miss. i am calling from mcdonald's.
me: oh okay. anything i can help you? (read: woi mana hash brown aku! aku lapar dowh!)
mg: yes. can you please pass the phone to your mom?
me: pardon?
mg: can you please pass the phone to you mom miss? i need to talk to your mom?
me: *stared at my handphone and thought "since when they require parental advice/permission for me to order anything?!" *
mg: hello? miss can you please pass your phone to your mom?
me: i am sorry but that would be a little bit impossible considering that my mom is not present here hahaha
mg: oh in that case, your dad please.

at that point, i totally bursted out laughing. out loud.

mg: miss, please. i need to talk to any of your parents. don't fool around.
me: oh i am sorry but both of them aren't present here.
mg: okay. is there anyone in your home right now?
me: yes. and that would be me and only me. i am the only one renting this place miss. so in that case you have to talk straight away to me. hahahaha.
mg: oh. oh. i see. sorry miss ma'am. i didn't realise that you are pinksterz.
me: nahh, it's okay. so what's the problem now? i still haven't received my order and it is already 40 minutes.
mg: yeah i have to inform you that our outlet has run out of hot chocolate. so we have to replace it with orange juice. is that okay with you ma'am?
me: but i didn't even order hot chocolate.
mg: oh really?
me: erm yea?
mg: oh okay. sorry ma'am. your will receive your order within 30 minutes.
me: okay.

haih. mcdonald's delivery operator, you totally made my day (except the part that i have to wait 70 minutes with starving stomach).