the blood pressure inducing morning call

CRAPPINK:
the biochemistry practical exam for mou is being postponed to another week. thank god for that because i have more time to settle and discuss with the stupid vice dean.
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*phone ringing while i was sleeping*

me: hello?
him: hello. morning! buat apa tuuuu
me: *groggily* i was sleeping. not feeling quite good this morning. why?
him: alahai. eh nak tanya. xyz bank in abbas dekat mana ye?
me: oh senang. you just simply jalan along abbas. kalau mula dari awal abbas, the bank is on your right side. memang sangat senang lah nak nampak.
him: ooo okay. i ingat nak pergi bukak account today.
me: oh okay (good for you after the egoistic episode on the previous day).
him: thanks. byeee
me: okay. bye bye.

1 hour later since there was no news i decided to text him asking "jumpa tak bank?" why am i so caring and kind wtf.

and 15 minutes later he called me. again. but by this time, i was fully awake but still not feeling good. feverish.

me: hello
him: hehe tidur lagi ke?
me: no lah. camne about the bank? selesai dah?
him: mana ada bank xyz in abbassssss. you told me got one in abbasssssss
me: eh adalah! i remembered last time i saw with my two eyes the bank was there okay.
him: takdeeeee i dah cari betul-betul
me: gotttttttt
him: ....
me: okay, remember last time we went for the evening walk along abbas street? there was this atm machine van thingy by the roadside right? that van betul betul depan bank tu tau!
him: bank tu dah takde. dah tukar jadi showroom kereta.
me: ... (wtf!)
him: ...
me: *let out a nervous laugh* you pergi abbasia lah kalau camtu
him: tau tak some more i jalan dari sabie'. penat tau. badan pun bukan sihat lagi.
me: who asked you to jalan lah?!
him: you did
me: MANA ADA?!
him: got! u said "jalan sepanjang abbas" and the bank is on my right. i jalan dekat sejam tau tak.
me: .... (why he is so stupid wan wtf)
him: kesian i penat berjalan (stress more on the word 'jalan')
me: i said along the 'jalan'. not as in jalan kaki! jalan as in street!
him: tak tak tak! you said i have to jalan along abbas. so i jalan lah (you can see he was simply playing around with words)
me: (began to laugh uncontrollably NOT because it is funny but because i was damn geram already)
him: tengok tu. gelakkan i pulak. penat tau jalan satu jam looking for a non-existance bank.
me: padan muka! hahahahahahaha
him: haih teruknya gelakkan i
me: eeeeeeeeeeee you sengaja tukar maksud of my ayat kan!
him: mana adaaaa

but being the caring and kind person (AHEM wtf) i still offered some helps.

me: okay okay. so now you either have to go to the branch in abbasia lah.
him: i don't know mana xyz bank in abbasia lah
me: ask hilmi or someone yang dah buat account
him: i am asking
me: i said, ask someone-
him: i am asking.... you
me: .... i said-
him: betullah! kan i tengah tanya you ni ? (i don't know but i could guess - and feel that - he was grinning and enjoying every moment of this wtf)
me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa geramnyaaaaaaaa

WTF. stupid boyfriend of mine. hmph.

p.s. edit the layout of this post later. too tired and having a headache right now.

5 Comment(s):

zs said...

cib bank ada la kat abbasiyah. y gedik is so evil anyway. hahhahaha.

anak nah said...

you: why am i so caring and kind wtf.

me: becoz ur in love wtf

you: WTF. stupid boyfriend of mine. hmph.

me: WTF. now it's official then

pinksterz said...

zs:
Memang ada tapi both of us weren't sure where it is. Hurhur. A ah dia memang evil and menggeramkan! Grrr....

anaknah:
Ni apa masalah bermonolog sendirian? :P kesan stress belajar medik kat mesir ke bro?

anak nah said...

pinksterz sin in a state of denial

pinksterz said...

anaknah:
which part of this post in a denial i ask you? :P

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