and it's not because of the stupid detox week dare which i stopped by the third day as i was feeling unwell (signs of chicken pox started to show, i.e headache, fever, sore throat etc.) and had a nice chinese food lunch at peking!
*iklan
who needs to torture one self with stupid detox program to lose weight when chicken pox is the answer to it! come and join the package of getting yourself infected with chicken pox1 and get the same result as mine2!
1 side effects may include having red marks all over body, itchiness and sleepiness (due to boredom with nothing else to do). towards the end of program you might end up with dried up chicken pox marks which might take months to disappear (but what's that compare to the weight that you are gonna lose! come and sign up with me right now. this moment!)
2results may vary with no money back guarantee wtf
/*end of iklan
how stupid i was to think that fruits were the one that was causing me to get headache and feeling feverish at that time wtf when it was actually the stupid veri- whatever virus. sorry lazy to find out the proper name. haiyah who cares! next year i am going to take microb (if i pass my second year and mind you, i bloody want to pass it) and i will edit this post. yes i am doing the malay here.
what do you mean you don't know what does "doing the malay" mean! haiyoh it's a long explaination but the short of it is, most malays are known as lazy people. accept that and let us just continue to live happily ever after with rainbows and playing around with fluffy white bunnies with pink bob tails.
anywaysssssssssss....
i am backkkkkkkkkkkk. to cairo i mean. my sudden disappearance last week was because my foster family brought me to kaliub due to my chicken pox condition so that they could take care of me! so now i am feeling a little bit better.
i was advised to not to go to classes yet. sigh i miss going to class so much and all these whole missing the classes for one whole week has done nothing but only doubled up the number of my anxiety attacks about the coming finals. last two days was the worst so far because i got super panic of not being able to attend this coming practical exam on monday and i cried so bad wtf. i know i can postpone the whole subject to september but i would love to get everything done by july and bid goodbyes to biochemistry, anatomy and physiology for life wtf.
due to chicken pox, i was told by the doctor to avoid contact with water. and by that he actually meant i shouldn't be taking my bath until i am fully recovered. bath is a daily "must do" routine for me okay. even during winter peak in last january, i still took my bath daily (that's what water heater is created for what?!). except for five days where i skipped mandi-ing (but not in row lah okay, that would be super gross euw euw euww) because the weather was just super cold.
so imagine the horror i had to go through this whole week by not having any bath or even wash my face. even the doctor who brought me to live with his family made sure i didn't sneak into the bathroom to clean myself up. and god, it was torturing. T___T
not enough with that, i was told to skip my facial routine too because my skin need to be as dry as possible so the red bumps will dry up faster. seriously, today i finally took the first proper, close up look of my face in the mirror and OMG i felt like crying look at the condition of my unloved, dry skin. T___T
but spare the kambing joke first because the first thing yours truly did after reached cairo this afternoon was went for one hour long bath! with new papaya shampoo that smells extremely yummy!
(well after procrastinating a while by checking all my emails, a little bit of facebooking here and there, nudging few of my favourite people on earth in ym, cleaning up my google reader's reading list - there were more than 500 updates WTF and also talking on the phone for almost one hour haha :P)
but seriously, having chicken pox made me realised that i am a total bimbo at heart because the only thing that i was worried about for the past one week is HOW ON EARTH I CAN GET RID OF THOSE MARKS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?!
i couldn't stand the thought of facing the world in few more hours since i have to go to my college although i am still supposed to be on my medical leave until next week as i have to go get the biochemistry scheme, get my examination card done and buy few new test tubes (don't start make the stupid test tube STUPID joke again or i swear i am going to hunt you down and chomp on your testicles wtf why am i so manly now testosterone kicking in is it?) just because i love using new things for my exams and also maybe attending the anatomy lab and if i can stand facing another 48 malaysian students for 100 more minutes, i will pop in for the lectures too.
apart from all of those i have to make numerous phone calls to few people to settle some university related problems. haih. i know i am super awesome because i am dealing with too many things alone right now.
faster clap your hand and pat me on my back!
okay it is almost half past two in the morning right now so i better go and catch some winks lest i will be a walking zombie tomorrow morning and scared the shit out of mr said and dr taher!
p.s. if anyone has any tips or suggestion on getting rid of chicken pox marks or maybe some tips on food i should avoid for another two weeks please let me know by sharing with me. so far i have been depending on google and makcik kiah in alex.
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