i got a super kuat jodoh with a tuning fork

i am done with physiology practical!!!! and i think i did pretty well this time too considering that i managed to answer 90% of the question confidently except for one question which i wasn't very sure off the answer but i simply tembak-ed and got it correct anyway! :D and that was without stuttering in front of the doctors like i used to. :)))))

HAIYOH. i bet i can go into world record for being the worst student in oral/practical exams. everytime i faced a doctor for my previous exams, my mind would definitely go blank. like ka-poof!*snaps fingers* and usually the doctor would either understand that i was nervous or blamed me of not studying well. le sigh.

after all the drama before the exam, i found out that a fellow batchmate of mine, amer was also taking the exam with the malaysian students despite not joining the program officially. so he asked me to partner up with him since we were supposed to go in two at a time for the test to the doctor that we were assigned to. and as my name wasn't in the list and i think everyone else had their partner already, i agreed.

and because of that, we ended up been shifted from a doctor to another doctor. i think we were the last ones to be tested wtf. -_-

and while waiting for two fellows who were waiting there for their turns as well, were singing some sort of song which i thought was their school song because 1) they were singing together and 2) it sounded like one.

and i just found out just now that they were actually singing the wonderpet (malay version) song WTF. -___-

and when our turn came up, i got the tuning fork. again. but this time i was asked to do the hearing test instead. dear god you must really heard my prayers for it had been answered! i really really really really wanted to get special sense for my practical! so imagine how happy i was when she handed me the instrument and told me to show her how to do the hearing test.

somemore i became super bersemangat, i asked the doctor which one of the two tests you want me to do? or you want me to do both? damn berlagak and confident i know wtf. and i went out of the room with a big smile on my face despite of the shitty incident prior to the exam! :D

anyway, after the exam i headed straight to citystars to meet my parents there for a simple day out. did a little shopping in my most-est favouritest shop in cairo - h&m and got myself three new singlets for the summer! and two of them are in green wtf.


haha found all three in the stock clearance section! and at a very very good price! 70%-80% slashed off from the original price bebeh!

and some other random pictures of the day:



everytime i take a taxi in cairo, 90% of the time the taxi will stop by the gas station for a refill wtf. and this gas station is like so green. seriously. note how there is this faint greenish area above which was reflected from the station bulding itself.

hor berdating ye! :P




pizza cones! so colorful right! finally i got the chance to try it and it wasnt because i was curious for the food but because the shop is soooo colorful and fancy!

p.s. and if you are wondering, yes i am going to do a complete report for every of my exam for this year. some kind of post mortem thingy.

p.p.s. pardon my outburst/childishness in my previous post but seriously that post is because i am so in need for an outlet to rant out. and trust me what i wrote in the previous post is just 10% of what really happened.

drama mama

i am so sure i can sell better than hannah montana yo because i had been through the most dramatic one hour today wtf. imagine finding out that you are still not allowed to sit the exam with other malaysians, not having your fee paid yet and your name is hanging in between the egyptian and malaysian program one bloody hour before the practical exam.

haih encik S (baca sebagai huruf s tapi kalau nak sebut as "ass" pun tak pe, lagi saya suka) next time please tell me the fact clearly instead of making up hundreds of different stories and creating more and more theories on your own and give me excuses why my name is still not under the mou list yet.

seriously, you call this systematic when actually you just need to get the signature of agreement from the dean of the faculty but instead you told me that i am the one that have to go to the main campus (which is situated in another area) and find the president of the university to ask him regarding this issue when actually this issue is obviously under the faculty administration?

and then when the malaysian embassy stepped in and discussed this problem with the vice dean of the faculty and he (vice dean) said there is no problem at all for any transfer to any program, you asked me for the letters that i presented to you a week before (which you refused to accept because you said i had to give it to the president myself wtf) and so i gave it to you the very next day and i remember asking you after that whether i could sit the practical examinations with the malaysian or do i have to wait until everything is confirmed. you gave me a BIG YES as an assurance but you reminded me about the fees.

to which i answered i know i have to pay the full amount even though i am only repeating three out of five subjects this year. and i remember telling you that my sponsor had agreed to pay the new fee so there wouldn't be any problem.

and today my dear encik S i found out when i had just reached the lecture hall an hour before the exam, that you told a student who was handling the examination card registration that i couldn't make one because i am not a student from this program.

and when i rushed to find you and asked you about this, you first said it was because i still haven't pay my fee. and then i told you that i thought i told you a week earlier that i am under scholarship and you said you understand it and know how late our fees (those under scholarships) are always being paid. and then, you changed the story and said that because i am repeating the second year, i am still under the egyptian program. and when i told you that if i were to go with the egyptian students, my exam was in the morning on the same day and i had missed it unfortunately and then you told me that it is okay for me to go for the exam any day with any group - as long as i am attending the exam. so i said that if it is like that, then there won't be a problem for me to take the exam with the malaysian because i can go to the exam at any time i like as long i am attending it right? and you said "no".

BIGSWEATONTHEHEADPLS -______-

obviously that particular situation is enough to make me stress that it showed on my face and you know what the guy said to me!?!?!

"please don't be sad pinksterz, please smile. you have a beautiful smile. i love to look at you when you are smiling."

WTF GILA OK PLS. seriously buat aku rasa macam nak baling je high heel aku dekat muka dia jeeeee on the spot wtf. when you are in this shitty situation you won't feel like smiling at all. i have had enough of visiting the embassy, calling all those officers and discussing with them regarding this matter and also looking for you all over the faculty because you always move around!

you know why this issue is pissing me off like hell? because this has been going on since last year. you count lah how many months already still can't settle wan is it?!

haih bila laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nak settle ni encik S. saya dah penat tau call sana sini. baik kredit phone tu saya kumpul dan guna pergi makan sashimi.

seseorang berkata kepada saya,"kena bersabar. di sebalik setiap kesusahan itu ada kesenangan yang akan tiba."

baik! saya akan tingkatkan threshold patience saya ke tahap 12837891273921039082. cukup tak?

nasib baik saya dilahirkan perempuan

tapi kalaulah saya dilahirkan sebagai lelaki...

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...tentu saya sudah layak untuk memohon ke sekolah alam shah dan menjadi legend!

p.s. yes yes i know i told in my previous post there won't be any updates till i am done with my physiology practical this wednesday but this is just a filler post which had been left forgotten in my draft for a very very long time!

gaponamorima

okay, this might sound ridiculously cliche and all that shits but seriously how i wish i have more than 76 hours a day to get on with my life! seriously i barely have enough time for myself. i have been neglecting certain people in my life and for that i am so so so sorry.

workloads and revisions plus the exam stress are all upon me already. everyday i am just super glad that i reach my home safely and after i am done with cleaning myself up i am all ready for bed already. i don't even have the power to flip through the books. :( which is not a good thing as the finals are in less than a month wtf.

which explains the lack of updates on my blog. there are sooooooo many stories i want to jot down here but i don't have the time! and having my internet acting up against me for two whole week plus didn't help the matter. luckily i have kind neighbours who provide me with wifi(es)! i swear i am so going for a broadband as soon as i reach my legal age since the provider wants legal people only to surf porn fastly use their service only. and being the techie noob doesn't help the matter either. how la how la! i know i can use another person to register but that will complicate things if something come up in the future right? i prefer to own my stuff, enough said.

and finally today, the internet guy (who lives a floor below my house only wtf but being an egyptian you know how lazy they can be/get) came to my house to have a look at the problem! omg i can finally load the whole mdg episodes without the need to curse *terharu* because i had been using wifi for the past two weeks to watch it and GODAMMIT it kept disconnecting suka suki hati jantung mak bapak dia je wtf. yes i am a mdg junkie you got a problem with that ah? *gangster face wtf*

so here goes some of the updates that i know you are not interested in but i don't care i am going to force them down your throat no matter what!

this year smart circle had come to its end last friday. and it was a significant and memorable one because for the first time all six of us managed to attend it! kehadiran seratus peratus sila bangga please wtf (inside joke since i don't think anyone but those in our group can understand it). and that was also the second one for me to attend it since there were always something coming up at the last minute, ie having test on the day after, no water to bath wtf and we did a small eating session thanks to inoue who went through all the hassles to cook for us nice macaroni and baked a cake from scratch complete with our names on it!! *shiny eyes*

although i didn't get to taste it because i have just recovered from chicken pox but nevermind, i am so touched you people didn't eat the part with my name *perasan wtf* :P eh she is a very good host lah i tell you. since i couldn't eat most of the food as they got eggs and prawns and stuff she got me rice with ayam sambal instead which was super nice okay! inoueeee thanks a lot for that okay! :D

dah enough updates suddenly feeling so lazy to write a long post wtf why am i so malay nowadays haih. i need to go and catch up with physiology practical since the exam is next wednesday. so i don't think i will be able to write anything here until i am done with that particular practical!

but then again, how many bloggers have eaten their own words when they said they are going through a hiatus? :P

i don't wanna play with air kencing any more after this can?

after panicking the whole night before my exam about photometry test by bugging every single colleague who was online (read: marami! faaris! marami! faaris! heheheheh thank youuuuuu cause you two totally layaned my nervousness. haiyoh, i had been panicking again and again and again!!), i could finally let out a relieved sigh because today we got protein!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

eh of course i was nervous about photometry lah since i miss two lab sessions okay! i couldn't recall the whole thing, the ratio of reagent to sample and whatnots. so, thank you!

today was my third time doing the urine test. last year i did the same test for my practical twice - one was for the final and the second time round was when i sat for the repeat exam for the same subject. and failed.

and guess what? i found out that i was pretty famous today wtf.

the doctor who was assigned to observe and inspect my group recognised me!!! she came to my table to ask me few questions regarding the tests and when she saw my name written on the paper she was like, "oh so you are pinksterz?"

"erm yea."

actually i was surprised considering the fact that i have only been with the group for few months only and i was pretty passive when it came to any activity during tutorial (read: pretended to look interested and understand the whole class with glassy eyes and never volunteered to answer any question but simply mimed what others were answering wtf). so of course i was a bit shiok shocked lah. but then reality hit me hard in the face when she said,

"you are the chicken pox girl right?"

-_-"

yes, doctor i was the girl who disappeared for one whole week and now sporting scars all over her face (and body but of course you don't see that wtf). so anyway she then patted me on my shoulder and walked away after asking me some question regarding the benedict reagent and the reason why we get violet color in rothera's tests - both of which i failed to answer because i didn't know that we were going to be asked that kind of questions at all! i simply skipped reading that part in the practical book. lucky when she asked me for the third time about the presence of white cloud and i know the theory of protein denaturation or else i was ready to bury myself there and then. T___T

turned out the marking scheme for the mou program was way different from my previous one. wear clean lab coat - 1 mark, clean working area area - 1 mark, correct use of instruments - 2 marks, correct way of pipeting - 2 marks and so on wtf. there were a lot of "free" marks lah i tell you.

and for the first time i had gotten a sample without any pathological finding(s)! i deeply suspected it was because i was stationed at table no.11 which happened (or so i think) to be my lucky number. but i was a little... unsure because not finding anything either means the sample was normal or i did every single pathological test wrongly.

obviously i hope it was the former wtf cause i am so done with urine i tell you. DONE WTF.

identity crisis part 2

remember last time i wrote about me having an "identity crisis" regarding the state that i am actually from? well, i am still having that crisis until this very day but fortunately, the genius creation ever known to us earthlings as facebook has come with a solution: quizzes!

but (you see there is always a "but" butting in this kind of case wtf) there is one new problem. let me show you.

first, since i originated from the north region (penang) i decided to go for the kedah quiz first cause i couldn't find any penang related quiz and the result is...


ooo no surprise there! of course i know the north slang by heart since i actually borned there and most of my relatives live there.

but (see there is always another "but" butting in i told you) wait, i must try to do another test just to make sure since i have been growing up, moving here and there in so many states in malaysia. so here goes the results for quizzes in states i had lived in...

like perak (not telling which district!)



and also kota kinabalu sabah...

ye saya sekulah rendah di st agnes bah tapi setahun saja. duduk pun di kampung likas.

and since currently my family is residing in negeri sembilan...

so right now i am more confused. how now brown cow? every state also i get perfect marks. but wait! what about those states i haven't live in at all (maybe just visited for vacation only)

okay we start with kuala lumpur, the center of malaysia!

but of course no surprise there. everyone knows about kuala lumpur what! and somemore negeri sembilan is like so near to KL. so easy cehhhhhhhh.

and terengganu...


okay this one a bit kenot tahan and ROTFL


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SEE WHAT I TOLD YOU REALLY KENOT TAHAN RIGHT! those who know me personally know how bad i am at trying to personate a kelantanese wtf.

and lastly johor:


which might be the real one since the result said that "semua bahasa dan loghat mungkin di tangan anda" (translation: you know every slang by heart wtf)

haih. HOW NOW LAH I ASK YOU?!

eh but luckily i took this just to make sure wan since some of the locals here keep getting confused with me as one of their people.


at least i am still confirmed a true malaysian. right? right? :D

disclaimer:
okay since like i am getting perfect result for every quiz i am taking. i swear on mr pink my most-est favouritest stuffed pink monkey, i only take those quizzes ONCE and the result all were the from the first time i took the quizzez. i didn't cheat at all okay!

partially recovered

i lost 4 freaking kilos! in just one freaking week! am i or am i just freaking awesome?

and it's not because of the stupid detox week dare which i stopped by the third day as i was feeling unwell (signs of chicken pox started to show, i.e headache, fever, sore throat etc.) and had a nice chinese food lunch at peking!

*iklan

who needs to torture one self with stupid detox program to lose weight when chicken pox is the answer to it! come and join the package of getting yourself infected with chicken pox¹ and get the same result as mine²!

¹ side effects may include having red marks all over body, itchiness and sleepiness (due to boredom with nothing else to do). towards the end of program you might end up with dried up chicken pox marks which might take months to disappear (but what's that compare to the weight that you are gonna lose! come and sign up with me right now. this moment!)

²results may vary with no money back guarantee wtf

/*end of iklan

how stupid i was to think that fruits were the one that was causing me to get headache and feeling feverish at that time wtf when it was actually the stupid veri- whatever virus. sorry lazy to find out the proper name. haiyah who cares! next year i am going to take microb (if i pass my second year and mind you, i bloody want to pass it) and i will edit this post. yes i am doing the malay here.

what do you mean you don't know what does "doing the malay" mean! haiyoh it's a long explaination but the short of it is, most malays are known as lazy people. accept that and let us just continue to live happily ever after with rainbows and playing around with fluffy white bunnies with pink bob tails.

anywaysssssssssss....

i am backkkkkkkkkkkk. to cairo i mean. my sudden disappearance last week was because my foster family brought me to kaliub due to my chicken pox condition so that they could take care of me! so now i am feeling a little bit better.

i was advised to not to go to classes yet. sigh i miss going to class so much and all these whole missing the classes for one whole week has done nothing but only doubled up the number of my anxiety attacks about the coming finals. last two days was the worst so far because i got super panic of not being able to attend this coming practical exam on monday and i cried so bad wtf. i know i can postpone the whole subject to september but i would love to get everything done by july and bid goodbyes to biochemistry, anatomy and physiology for life wtf.

due to chicken pox, i was told by the doctor to avoid contact with water. and by that he actually meant i shouldn't be taking my bath until i am fully recovered. bath is a daily "must do" routine for me okay. even during winter peak in last january, i still took my bath daily (that's what water heater is created for what?!). except for five days where i skipped mandi-ing (but not in row lah okay, that would be super gross euw euw euww) because the weather was just super cold.

so imagine the horror i had to go through this whole week by not having any bath or even wash my face. even the doctor who brought me to live with his family made sure i didn't sneak into the bathroom to clean myself up. and god, it was torturing. T___T

not enough with that, i was told to skip my facial routine too because my skin need to be as dry as possible so the red bumps will dry up faster. seriously, today i finally took the first proper, close up look of my face in the mirror and OMG i felt like crying look at the condition of my unloved, dry skin. T___T

but spare the kambing joke first because the first thing yours truly did after reached cairo this afternoon was went for one hour long bath! with new papaya shampoo that smells extremely yummy!

(well after procrastinating a while by checking all my emails, a little bit of facebooking here and there, nudging few of my favourite people on earth in ym, cleaning up my google reader's reading list - there were more than 500 updates WTF and also talking on the phone for almost one hour haha :P)

but seriously, having chicken pox made me realised that i am a total bimbo at heart because the only thing that i was worried about for the past one week is HOW ON EARTH I CAN GET RID OF THOSE MARKS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE?!

i couldn't stand the thought of facing the world in few more hours since i have to go to my college although i am still supposed to be on my medical leave until next week as i have to go get the biochemistry scheme, get my examination card done and buy few new test tubes (don't start make the stupid test tube STUPID joke again or i swear i am going to hunt you down and chomp on your testicles wtf why am i so manly now testosterone kicking in is it?) just because i love using new things for my exams and also maybe attending the anatomy lab and if i can stand facing another 48 malaysian students for 100 more minutes, i will pop in for the lectures too.

apart from all of those i have to make numerous phone calls to few people to settle some university related problems. haih. i know i am super awesome because i am dealing with too many things alone right now.

faster clap your hand and pat me on my back!

okay it is almost half past two in the morning right now so i better go and catch some winks lest i will be a walking zombie tomorrow morning and scared the shit out of mr said and dr taher!

p.s. if anyone has any tips or suggestion on getting rid of chicken pox marks or maybe some tips on food i should avoid for another two weeks please let me know by sharing with me. so far i have been depending on google and makcik kiah in alex.

collapsed

last night, or should i say today very, very early morning, i cried. for some reasons, i had collapsed to the pressure of handling too many matters a twenty year old shouldn't be handling at all. from he stupid management people to those who lingered around me and claimed that they care for me. turned out they don't. all these shits of finding me when one needs me, i had enough of those already.

for a moment i thought of quitting. quitting what? a lot of stuff. which involves commitments and responsibility. if no one cares, why should i?

seriously FML

two days ago i was sporting a severe headache and slight fever. yesterday, i realised there were some red spots and bumps on my neck and chest area. thinking that they were normal acne i decided to ignore them completely. this afternoon, the red spots and bumps has spread to all over my body and my face.

i am infected with chicken pox. and i have my biochemistry practical exam (for final) in ten days.

FML.

the blood pressure inducing morning call

CRAPPINK:
the biochemistry practical exam for mou is being postponed to another week. thank god for that because i have more time to settle and discuss with the stupid vice dean.
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*phone ringing while i was sleeping*

me: hello?
him: hello. morning! buat apa tuuuu
me: *groggily* i was sleeping. not feeling quite good this morning. why?
him: alahai. eh nak tanya. xyz bank in abbas dekat mana ye?
me: oh senang. you just simply jalan along abbas. kalau mula dari awal abbas, the bank is on your right side. memang sangat senang lah nak nampak.
him: ooo okay. i ingat nak pergi bukak account today.
me: oh okay (good for you after the egoistic episode on the previous day).
him: thanks. byeee
me: okay. bye bye.

1 hour later since there was no news i decided to text him asking "jumpa tak bank?" why am i so caring and kind wtf.

and 15 minutes later he called me. again. but by this time, i was fully awake but still not feeling good. feverish.

me: hello
him: hehe tidur lagi ke?
me: no lah. camne about the bank? selesai dah?
him: mana ada bank xyz in abbassssss. you told me got one in abbasssssss
me: eh adalah! i remembered last time i saw with my two eyes the bank was there okay.
him: takdeeeee i dah cari betul-betul
me: gotttttttt
him: ....
me: okay, remember last time we went for the evening walk along abbas street? there was this atm machine van thingy by the roadside right? that van betul betul depan bank tu tau!
him: bank tu dah takde. dah tukar jadi showroom kereta.
me: ... (wtf!)
him: ...
me: *let out a nervous laugh* you pergi abbasia lah kalau camtu
him: tau tak some more i jalan dari sabie'. penat tau. badan pun bukan sihat lagi.
me: who asked you to jalan lah?!
him: you did
me: MANA ADA?!
him: got! u said "jalan sepanjang abbas" and the bank is on my right. i jalan dekat sejam tau tak.
me: .... (why he is so stupid wan wtf)
him: kesian i penat berjalan (stress more on the word 'jalan')
me: i said along the 'jalan'. not as in jalan kaki! jalan as in street!
him: tak tak tak! you said i have to jalan along abbas. so i jalan lah (you can see he was simply playing around with words)
me: (began to laugh uncontrollably NOT because it is funny but because i was damn geram already)
him: tengok tu. gelakkan i pulak. penat tau jalan satu jam looking for a non-existance bank.
me: padan muka! hahahahahahaha
him: haih teruknya gelakkan i
me: eeeeeeeeeeee you sengaja tukar maksud of my ayat kan!
him: mana adaaaa

but being the caring and kind person (AHEM wtf) i still offered some helps.

me: okay okay. so now you either have to go to the branch in abbasia lah.
him: i don't know mana xyz bank in abbasia lah
me: ask hilmi or someone yang dah buat account
him: i am asking
me: i said, ask someone-
him: i am asking.... you
me: .... i said-
him: betullah! kan i tengah tanya you ni ? (i don't know but i could guess - and feel that - he was grinning and enjoying every moment of this wtf)
me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa geramnyaaaaaaaa

WTF. stupid boyfriend of mine. hmph.

p.s. edit the layout of this post later. too tired and having a headache right now.