the return of Shaaban

remember this post about the weird metro guy i wrote about a year and a half ago?

for a very very long time i didn't bump into him (and that's actually a good thing). i assumed that he was relocate to another metro branch or maybe he was fired because he kept committing the crime of terrorising foreigner girls when they were buying sanitary pads wtf.

but two months ago, he was back working in metro!

at first when i first saw him i couldn't really recall who he is but i deeply suspected that he is shaaban. so my first encounter i decided to to follow my instinct by playing the hormonal bitch act and it worked since his smile disappeared right after he saw my sharp glance wtf.

and the second time, i didn't know what had gotten into me but i was having a extremely good mood so i decided to smile at him back when i was paying at the cashier. and that smile gives him the opportunity to him to start some small talks with me while he puts my purchases into the plastic bags everytime i go for my grocery shopping.

and this evening i decided to restock my groceries. so i headed straightaway to the place right after i withdrew some money from the bank. and surprise! surprise! i saw him doing his work at the cashier.

and since i had been putting off cooking for almost a month because i had been very busy with tuitions and everything and even if i restocked earlier the vegetable and fruits confirmed would be spoiled. no time to cook mar. so obviously i restocked a trolleyful of stuff and headed to the counter (with shaaban waiting eagerly to help me putting my purchases wtf).

and since my house i just nearby i always prefer walking but not today. i had five big plastic bags weighing almost 15 kilos fml. so i decided to ask shaaban to help me hailing a cab even though my house i just right across the street and honestly, i doubted any taxi wanted to actually take me since it is the new year's eve that means heavy traffic.

but nevermind, since shaaban was the one who was holding 15 kilos of groceries i decided to try my luck. but after 20 minutes there was no vacant taxi so i had no choice but to ask shaaban for my stuff and decided to walk back home. T______T

but shaaban refused to give me since he knew i couldn't handle the weight being a female malaysian. i told him i have no other choice but to walk back home because first, there is no taxi and second, even there is a taxi i doubt that it want to take me since my house is quite near.

he then asked me where is my house and i told him it is right across the street. right after that shaaban disappeared into metro again and i was alarmed since my groceries were with him wtf!

but he came out again and told me that he would help me carry my things to my house! he went inside to inform his manager (who also know me) that he would be gone for a while.

at first i freaked out thinking that i am going back with this egyptian alone and it might be dangerous and everything but the thought of having sore arms afterwards triumphs the fear wtf. i agreed and i happily trotted back home with shaaban panting behind me hahahahahahhaa.

so my effort to force myself having "freaky" small talks with him all these while pays me back. :P

oh and here's a little something unrelated. totally made my day!




OH NOES I IZ TURN ON MY CAPS LOCK NOW TOO WTF HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

p.s. i am writing a new "about me" post which will be up tonight on the new year! :)

p.p.s. updated about The Blog too.

some last giggles before the new year comes


because that's what i do encik danial. i ruin peoples' moods (and lives to some extent, mua ha ha *sheldon's - of big bang theory - style*)

p.s. yessss that's my new watermark!

2009 : a review

here comes the final post of 2009! be prepared for excessive linkings and also phletora of grammar mistakes because i wrote this post in a rush and no time to recheck every thing back before posting!!

january
as usual i didn't celebrate the new year not because i didn't go out to the countdown parties or whatever but because i had no holiday on the 1st january! had been mistaken as a child of pinksterz by the mcdonald's operator guy and got hurt real bad. this is the personal entry that i wrote about it. and this was the month when i considered about making the "in a relationship" like declaring it and stuff wtf as official although maybe it wasn't that clear hahahaha. indirectly, people indirectly. and audrey (it was a hamster) died before giving birth to her litters. :(

february
the month where i did the 365 project for 28 days since i was too free and bored! here are some of the picture posts that i like:

i went to the giza zoo and held a lion! i went a tried johnny rocket which was so not worth my money! got my most wanted book from kiah! mastered all levels in hell's kitchen (haha this is nothing significant but it is my achievement so i can brag about it lalalala)! went to the museum for the second time (because gedik invited me and also because i didn't have anywhere else to do and it was winter holidays)! got another two parcels from malaysia! bought a hamster ball for thumper! started the second semester of the second year! went to bazaar rumah kelantan and satisfied my craving for nasi kerabu!

and as usual i love to rant about the college timetable. :P

march

nothing much happened during this time of the year that worth mentioning except the 120le haircut wtf. and i got angry with an egyptian aunt who didn't know how to queue. but eversince i put that in my blog i couldn't use it as my prank already! towards the end of march, i challenged myself to be a vegetarian for a week!


april

this is the beginning of the "worst era" in 2009. first, i was down with chicken pox ten fucking days before my first practical exam! but thanks for my awesome foster family, i recovered quickly from it and in no time i was up and running again all over the place wtf. secondly, i was not allowed to take the exam with other malaysians student and i found about that one freaking hour before the exam. imagine how stressed i was at that time! after a lot of ping-pong in between me and mr. s (and also pretending to cry in front of him haha) finally he let me to sit the physiology practical exam with all malaysians student. oh ya i faced another identity crisis (although it is just a stupid stunt actually) and my parents visited me again!

may
celebrated mother's day together with the parents for the first time in three years (in other words, since the day i came to egypt) and most importantly, i found HEAVEN in cairo wtf. later my dad returned back to malaysia while my mom stayed with me to accompany me during the finals. this is also the month of the first year anniversary of knowing faaris. we both decided to do the great couple meme (obviously i forced him to do it) inspired by pinkpau.

june
battle of the finals officially began. totally fucked up my anatomy essay but luckily, my oral exam was fine. managed to answer biochemistry written paper quite well but i performed very bad during the oral exam! see the pattern here! i would be doing good in one paper and would totally flunk in the other one. haih haih haih. i was only half-merdeka-ed by the end of may since i still have another one last paper in july.

july
fmy blog reached the 20k unique hits and finaly i was freeeeeeeeeeeee from the exam so i celebrated it by blinging my handphone and also overdosing on movies. love and other disasters made it into my blog as my second review. (too bad brittany murphy is dead! :( ) haha people usually do review every other weeks or months but in my blog, it is an annual thing wtf. watched the sixth installment of harry potter on the first day of its officialy opening! the result came out and I FINALLY PASSED MY SECOND YEAR OMG SO GODDAMN HAPPY!!!!! and this is also the month which i got angry for a very rude and disrespectful person.

august
finally got my hand on some last minute flight tickets and was back in malaysia for the summer holiday! went for a roadtrip to the north with the family to fulfill my food craving! oh and i wrote my first merdeka post.

september
got a new notebook from abah as an early birthday present. ramadhan had begun of course was busy with preparation of the nom noms for hari raya. hari raya was a blast except for the fact that the relatives began to bombard me with The Interview Once You Reached 20s. visited aquaria klcc, met with squiddie man, and finally got my hands on waiter rant and twenties girl after the long wait! oh and i also got angry against the world biggest conspiracy (in the feminine world of course) by every shoes shops in existance! >=(

october
i went crazy with the gladiators! i went through one life changing experience during this month so i delayed my return flight for two days more just to sort myself out and then i was back in egypt for my third year albeit with a broken heart. fall sick due to change of weather and got married with flux hahahahahahaaa. yes people if you are in my facebook you might realize i always address a friend of mine as hubbeh. it was more of an inside joke. came across a blog of a medical student here who happened to thrash my name with faaris which pissed me off and a reciprocate post ensued in between me and this girl just because i wanted to teach her a lesson.

november

i turned 21!!!!!! had multiple celebrations (what? it's not every year that someone turns 21!) with my dad, my mom and my female colleagues from college! fell sick again and this time it was tonsilitis few days before the eid adha. damn unlucky right? received a postcard from a blogging friend in japan (which i am yet to reply fml).

december
recovered from my tonsilitis and enjoyed the remaining days from the holiday by hanging out with some girls. i bought a printer without its cable fml. i got infected with dangdut disease and spreaded it to some colleagues ngehehehe.

and as the ending of the year of 2009, i made it official regarding my break up in my blog.

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overall, it is an eventful year for me but a painful one too, emotionally. i realised and learnt a lot of things throughout this 12 months. i am thankful for i was given the chance to taste happiness. i am thankful because i learnt that family matters. i am thankful for i managed to see a person as who he/she really was/is. i am thankful that i went through all the pains and tears because it taught me to be a better person. i was loved and hurt. i laughed and cried. but that's life. what doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, i believe.

as cliche as this may sound, i do really hope 2010 will give me happiness.

happy new year everyone. don't party too hard.

incohorent thoughts on a sleepless night

it's already almost 1.00am and yet i can't sleep. i am sleepy but my head is spinning around and i am feeling slightly feverish tonight. i think this is because for the past two days, i had been (unlucky enough!) hailing cabs with the drivers who smoke like a pot. haih.

anyway, to kill the night and to get myself to sleep i decided to watch papadom again. the movie which i could totally relate to. the movie which never fails to touch me deep down in my heart and makes me cry everytime the scene where miasara showed her final semester project, the short movie about her dad papa dom, which makes me miss my abah so much right now.

these few days i have been thinking through a lot of things. about my decisions, about my own life, about those who are around me, about people. did i really make the right choice? i think i did. have i grown wiser? a little maybe. am i happier? i don't really know.

i guess this is just a hormonal thing. i wish it is just a hormonal thing.

today i got upset over something mentioned by my friend about a certain friend. i shoudn't be but i couldn't help it. i guess i am still clinging onto it unconsciously and haven't let it go. but i'm trying.

this evening i received a card in the mail from evie. although i should have expect it from her but nevertheless the card still surprised me in some ways and slightly cheered me up. thank you evie. i did want to send you a little something but i couldn't find the time to do so.

which reminds me of something. i need to find a planner. so far i am relying on google calendar and stick on notes and writing tasks on papers. i need to use my 24 hours a day properly. i am bad with my own time management. if the others can find time to actually live their life plus studying why couldn't i?

mid year exam is in one month time. four subjects to be memorised and everything. and then i will be facing my 2 weeks of winter break with nothing else to do. some people are talking about going on trips to some places but i don't think i will be going anywhere. but i am thinking about revamping my house by painting the walls! just maybe. i have tonnes of ideas and themes right now and they are all NOT pink. i think i am sick of staring at the same pink wallpapered wall in my room already.

and maybe shopping because oh cmon what else to do during holiday when you have nowhere to go to?? i am in need to find a new pair of jeans. my current pairs can't fit me well... unless i use a belt which is not very flaterring since the belt will make my hip look bulgier. yes people, i am proud to say that i have managed to lose 8 kilos since last september! a new achievement for myself. i am not ashamed of myself to admit i was overweight last time because i keep it real babe wtf! yes i had been over 60kg especially during the finals since i have this habit of eating while studying. i wish i can maintain it for a very very long time or maybe lose a few more couple of pounds to get into one or two size smaller. oh well a little vanity won't kill. :P

i guess i better go off dealing with the present first instead of thinking about two months later. i will try to go to bed right now.



i think i will.
goodnight and take care.

unpost draft #001

you know how people, let it be friends, best friends, best of best friends or even boyfriend, always say "i will always be there for you anytime anywhere when you need me because i love you"? but the truth is they will only be there whenever they are somebody to you. or when you are a somebody to them. so my advice is don't trust whatever they said even when you are in a relationship. don't live in a fantasy that there is a happily ever after. don't believe in rainbow, fluffy rabbits, pink stuff, ice creams, cupcakes and happiness. and on top of all, my best advice is don't trust boys. never ever. and by doing all that you will find happiness. live your life as you want. and don't ever stop loving yourself and forget about finding the right one! love is a game where you gonna lose when you least expect it. so don't play love unless your heart is made of steel.

-13 november 2008

note: this is a personal draft which i wrote a very long time ago but never get around to publish it. there are a lots of them so more to come soon if i feel like publishing them.

and do notice the year it was written. whatever your assumption is and whoever you think i am referring to in this post, sorry my dear but you are wrong. :)

busy busy busy!

another busy week coming! (what else can you expect from me but another post saying that i am busy wtf?!)

too many tests, assignments, researches and i need to prepare myself for a presentation. so far all i am doing is praying days and nights that i won't be shaking when speaking at the front wtf. when i was listed as one of the school candidates for debate team by my BM teacher, i went straight ahead and asked him to remove my name because i have very bad stage fright! but he insisted for me to try since i was the best BM student in the batch and he wanted me to be in the team.

so the day for our "ujbakat" came and when my turn came i went to the front and tried to well.. debate. guess what? the whole audiences who were there to watch us could see my cue cards (which happened to be a a4 paper) was shaking together with my hands WTF. memalukan please.

so obviously i am not made for the limelight on the stage life. no wonder i can't be hannah montana wtf wtf.

i have many ideas and posts to be blogged about. real blog posts! but alas no time to actually sit down and type them. but i have to find time for my compulsory annual review since 2009 is coming to its end already!! *gasps* that one is a must although i am already unenthusiatic at the thought of going through the whole year archives. T_T it is a real pain to click through the months and put link to important events but i am anal liddat so i gotta live with it.

now i am suffering from diarrhea. so please excuse myself while i go to settle down my business in the chamber pot wtf.

bye.

disappointment

people always told me, "never put any expectation to anything in life unless you are ready to face the disappointment in it later".

and it always slipped off from my mind.

until today.

one of the best jokes of the day

while we were having our pharmacology tuition at the meeting room in the negeri sembilan building...

doctor shaer: *looks at the rukun negara poster in the meeting room* what's rakan negra (that was how he pronounced negara)?
nazmi: *goes into a looooong explaination about it to him*
doctor shaer: oh i see i see. so negra is like country? so what do you call kuala lumpur? you know like egypt, we have alexandria, cairo.. etc etc.
nazmi: yes "negara" is country. for state we call it "negeri"
doctor shaer: oooh i see i see. so you have negra negri negro.
class: *burst out laughing*


haih my pharma doctor is so damn cute lah.

our love story

i had been pondering over the time about writing on this post because i was trying to find the right words for it. some of you might have heard of this old news but most haven't. unless you are the observant type then you might figure it out yourself via some of my posts.

so, i think the time has come for me to write down this post since i have done enough to avoid myself from putting down thoughts regarding this into my blog. secondly, because i have enough people asking me about us, joking around when we are getting married and stuff and keep telling me how we look cute together and many more. i think i have had enough time to figure out myself what i really want in my life. and thirdly, i think i have to come the point of acceptance that we are over.

so, this is the post about my love story. our story. our adventure. and its closure.



yes people, we broke up months ago. somewhere in late september. i broke us up. to my friends (especially my colleagues) who had been asking me in the last three months whats up with our relationship, i am truly, very sorry for not telling you the truth but i think that was what best for both of us. both of us need time to figure out things and healed ourselves. i need the time to actually accept the fact that we are not together anymore and to figure what i really want in my whole life.

truth is i didn't see it coming. neither did him. it just... happened. there was no fights. it was all fine. in fact, both of our parents had actually met with each other and everything seemed to go very well. and nope. whatever that happened last october (the whole doraemon girl's blog thingy) has nothing to do with this whole thing. in fact i found out about the whole hoohas after we broke up.

but well we can only plan, only He knows best.



as one day i woke up and i realized that he was not the one. i took weeks to actually figure it out, to actually decide if this is what i really want and few days after i returned to cairo to start the new school term, i called told him that i wanted to put a fullstop to Us.

i would be lying if i told you i was not sad with what happened. i was honestly. he was my first real relationship. and my first love. we both fell in love with each other. it was never love at first sight. i fell in love with him after months of seeing and getting to know him. i loved him for him and he loved me for me.

some said we look so cute together. some said we are so meant for each other. some said we have gone through so much together and it amazed them. sometimes it amazed us even. well, that's what others said.


so how did this happen?

i don't know. we didn't fight just the occasional misunderstandings here and there and some bumps along the relationship. it just one day i realised that i loved him but maybe he wasn't the one for me. and maybe i wasn't the one for him.

i loved him. really. i did. but it felt so wrong. i was happy with him. there were so many happy memories of laughter, ice cream moments, walking together, spending time together, bullying and more laughing of us together but at the same time, i never felt i was being myself. there was like this invisible barrier, holding me back. you know the feeling you get when you know you are doing something that is not right? that was how i felt back then.




and most of my closest friends are shock to find out. some were just stunned. some just well, laughed because to them, i was only fooling around as being my usual silly self. everyone seems to think that all my "lovey dovey" status in my messenger is about our love life but the truth is those statuses are just lyrics from the current song i am listening too. because we seemed to be doing fine to them.

of course the whole breaking up thing changed a lot of things. right after the break up, we tried to be normal. and act normal like friends. while he, on the other hands, tried to work it out for us. some part of me felt like wanting to work it out again but there was this other part of me, a bigger part of me, telling me by doing so, i would be repeating the same mistakes again and i would undergo the same hurt again and again.

the funny thing is, we barely fought when we were actually together but post-break up? haha you would be surprised. but right now we are cool. we are not close as before yet we are not that distant. we are standing at that point where it indicates the safe zone. we are just normal two colleagues who go to the same college.



he once told me that, "life has many chapters to it. we never knows what will come in the future. and we both will never know when our current chapter will end."



i guess the chapter of us, has ended.

right now all i want is to focus on my life, myself and study. after all, it is my third year in medical school so i guess being single right now is a good thing too as i barely have time for myself. i am sure both of us are yet to meet the right person.

this post marks the end of "gedik infected" posts. (and also the cue for you to stop asking how we are doing or teasing us around because honestly, i am tired of pretending to play along for the sake of keeping everyone else happy.)

dangdut disease

right now i am crazy about every dangdut songs. especially those sung by amelina and mas idayu and some of iwan's number! oh haven't you heard that dangdut is the new cool? and amelina is the new megan fox? wtf.

in case you don't know, it's a genre of song which is not appreciated by many and those who actually like this genre are usually look down upon or being labelled as lame/ uncool/ datuk tua kerepot yang gatal suka pergi kelab malam untuk bergelek dengan gadis-gadis mamasan wtf.

right now i am trying to do the world a good deed by spreading the love on dangdut and so far one person is already infected *waves hand to amy* amy, marilah kita bubarkan organisasi duo wangi kita dan tubuhkan duo dangdut. our logo gonna be consisted of double Ds. how cool is that?!?!?! but if we are scared to be look down upon and to avoid weird looks from other, maybe we shall mask the real meaning behind the D.D. with another cooler name like errmm... Dirty Ducks (if you like disney channel) or Detrimental Dragons (if you prefer harry potter or mystic stuff) or Dramatic Dwarves (no questions, snow white wtf) or Deranged Doctors (hahaha what the pun?!?!) wtf.

and surprise! surprise! i discovered a closeted fan of dangdut in my mission who is a male. yes M-A-L-E! the XY-chromosome wtf. a human functioning on testosterone wtf. yes bobo i am talking about you, but nope i won't tell others i pinky swear! but writing about it is okay i guess since it's writing and writing is different than telling. :P

okay i am ending this post with this video and don't be shy now, just come out from your closet and let your inner dangdut self shine by singing along to this video (lyrics are provided, so no excuse now!):



syik, asyik, asyik, asyik asyik asyiknya bercinta~

this is what happened when the founder of myspace(dot)com, tom anderson joined facebook and befriended its CEO, mark zuckerberg

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THIS SHIT IS SUPER FUNNY!!!!!!!


i am not sure whether that is the real tom anderson profile or what lah, but everytime i look at i will... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

reminder to self

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it's only the first day of school and i already have so many things to complain about

since i had been accustomed to waking up at 9 something in the morning for two whole weeks, the first one being due to medications and the following one due to yours truly being a lazy bum, this morning i had a leeeeetle trouble getting out of my bed. oh well, lets us all put the blame the good dream! *someone* was featured in it, an old friend from secondary tuition whom i used to have crush on. *blush wtf*

it was damn gooooooooood because in the dream he actually remembered me (despite we only had like 3 conversations throughout the whole 2 years of having tuition together because i was a nerd back then) and he actually tried to track me down for years because he wanted to tell me that he finally realised his true feelings for me wtf. and he even invited me to go to UK where he is currently studying (i heard) and stayed at his place for this coming winter holiday hahahahaha wtf. damn korean drama right!!!111 told you it was a GOOD dream. until i was considering to skip going to the lectures today but yes lah i am still in my right mind wtf. and partially because i don't want his current girlfriend (who actually knows me and was an ex-schoolmate) to kill me too. i am too young to die wtf.

so yes lah at 8 something i reluctantly got out of my bed to get ready and from that point onward it has been a downhill for me. :(

first thing i found out when i reached the college today is we were supposed to be having our pharmacology tuition in the evening. and i didn't know right! so i didn't bring the notes with me forcing me to rush back to my house right after 5pm and then i had to go to the bank to withdraw some money. the traffic during that hours was the worst ever because everyone was either going back home from work or going out to have dinner somewhere fml. i was stuck in the traffic jam for more thank one hour wtf. T__T

and right now my legs hurt real bad because i hadn't move around (read: climb any stairs or do any strenous exercise) for two weeks. i guess the muscles were kinda "shocked" because we had pathology practical today and pathology practical means five flights of stairs fml.

as if that is not enough i am having my microbiology mid term (ke mid year? hurhur dunno lah) exam this coming thursday and i am not fully prepared for it. andddd the doctor decided to add in the stress for us by telling us in the lectures this evening that she is going to give us some simple assessment/ test tomorrow. on top of it, i have to reread a whole chapter for parasite before this tuesday because we are having our second group discussion thingy and unlike the first time, we are not allowed to use our textbooks for any reference fml.

and then thursday, like i said before, we are having our microbiology examination!!!! T_____T

and as if it is not enough that we are given soooo many exams and getting to many research papers/ assignment up to our eyeballs wtf, the doctors even had the heart to remind us about NEXT WEEK tests fml and we haven't even reach the end of this week. see what i mean!!!

i am now super stressed liao thinking all about these. my facebook is deactivated for a period of time again because i need to get in track with all these busy-ness again after idling for almost two weeks. SIGH. i am regretting now because i was enjoying the eid adha holiday to the fullest extent i had been neglecting the book but to no avail, it's too late to sulk over that.

and i know i had said in my previous post that i love having hectic life and looking forward to school again but who cares? i am a blogger and i can eat back my words all i want wtf.

but look on the bright side, at least i am getting my skill at rambling aimlessly again. and having things to be complained about means more updates.

oh shit i have spent 20 minutes writing this post okay gotta go and study immunology now.

bye.

time's up

holiday has come to its end!! but surprisingly, i am indeed anticipating schools tomorrow because i hate having too much time in hands with nothing to distract myself with.

having too much time
=
nothing to do
=
mind wandering aimlessly
=
thinking about things that are not supposed to be thought in the first place
=
sadness

one of the reasons why i chose to do medic - to have a hectic and crazy lifestyle!

koleksi metafora tentang fakap hidup saya

1. MACAM KAU BELI KERETA TAPI TAKDE STERENG SEBAB TAKDE DALAM PAKEJ SO KAU KENA PERGI KEDAI AKSESORI BELI SENDIRI BARU BOLEH NAK PANDU KERETA BARU KAU.

2. MACAM KAU PERGI CHICKEN RICE SHOP SEBAB KAU RASA MENGIDAM SANGAT NAK MAKAN HONEY BBQ CHICKEN NOODLE DIA YANG BEST GILA TAPI WAITRESS TU CAKAP "OH MAAF CIK KENA PERGI PASAR BELI AYAM UNTUK ORDER CIK DULU". ATAU WORSE DIA CAKAP "OH MAAF CIK KENA TANGKAP AYAM UNTUK DISEMBELIH". ATAU YANG LEBIH FAKAP DIA KATA "OH MAAF CIK TAPI ANAK AYAM KAMI MASIH BELUM MENETAS DARI TELUR IBUNYA".

3. MACAM KAU DAPAT PANGGILAN TELEFON MENGEJUT DARI SYARIKAT XYZ MENGATAKAN KAU TELAH MEMENANGI CABUTAN BERTUAH YANG KAU SERTAI SEBULAN YANG LALU DAN KAU TELAH BERJAYA MEREMBAT HADIAH UTAMA IAITU PERCUTIAN 5 HARI 4 MALAM KE MAURITIUS DAN KAU PUN TERUJA GILA NAK NAIK FLIGHT HUJUNG MINGGU TU TAPI BILA KAU DAH SIAP SIAP SAMPAI KE LAPANGAN TERBANG ANTARABANGSA KUALA LUMPUR RUPA RUPANYA TIKET KAU HANYA BOLEH DIGUNAKAN LAGI ENAM BULAN. DAN KAU TAHU ENAM BULAN KEMUDIAN KAU MEMANG TAK BOLEH PERGI SEBAB SEDARA SEBELAH MAK KAU PUNYA ATUK NAK BUAT WEDDING BESAR-BESARAN.

OH MANA SAYA TAHU SEDARA SEBELAH MAK KAU PUNYA ATUK NAK BUAT WEDDING BESAR-BESARAN?

SAYA TAHULAH SEBAB SAYA YANG CIPTA METAFORA TU.

4. MACAM KISAH BENAR TENTANG DOKTOR PATHOLOGY SAYA YANG MEMINTA PAPAN PUTIH UNTUK MEMUDAHKAN PROSES PENGAJARAN DAN PEMBELAJARAN BELIAU PADA PAKCIK YANG MENJAGA BANGUNAN KAMI DAN MEMANG PAKCIK TU HANYA BAWA PAPAN PUTIH SAJA SEMATA MATA TANPA SEBARANG KAKI UNTUK MELETAKNYA DAN JUGA TANPA MARKER WHITEBOARD. MAKA WHITE BOARD TU TETAP TAK BOLEH NAK DIGUNAKAN JUGA SELAGI TAK ADA KAKI DAN MARKER.

5. MACAM KAU BELI PRINTER BARU DAN DUA HARI LEPAS TU BARU KAU DAPAT SEMANGAT BERKOBAR KOBAR NAK BUKAK KOTAK DIA AND PASANG SEBAB NAK CHECK PRINTER TU OKAY KE TAK. PUNYALAH SEMANGAT KAU SAMBUNG SEGALA WAYAR, MASUKKAN CATRIDGE INK DENGAN SIAP LETAK KERTAS A4 BANYAK GILA DAN BILA KAU SWITCH ON SEMUA DAH BUAT KAU BARU SEDAR BENDA TU TAKDE KABEL UNTUK DISAMBUNGKAN KE NOTEBOOK KAU. KAU RASA MACAM TERTIPU LAH KONONNYA DAN KAU PUN COMPLAIN GILA GILA DEKAT KAWAN KAU. TAPI LEPAS TU BILA KAU PERIKSA BOOKLET DIA, MEMANG RUPANYA KAU KENA BELI SENDIRI KABEL TU. HABIS PUNAH SEGALA HARAPAN DAN ANGAN-ANGAN KAU NAK PRINT SEGALA BENDA. KEJAM AH KEJAM.

okay sila bagi contoh metafora paling fakap seperti di atas untuk hiburkan hati saya, boleh?

p.s. fakap = fuck up?!

happiness in the form of hot, shirtless werewolf and colorful balls


#1 went to watch the twilight saga new moon despite having all my friends telling me to miss it for it wasn't worth it. yalah yalah the lines were damn corny and the story line sucked big time. and the books suck as well. and we my friends wasted like 1 hour queue for the 1pm show and we only manged to get our hands on the 4pm shows. somemore they had to endure egyptian bad BO while queue-ing because *cough* they are shorter *cough* than average egyptian. and also enduring all the pushing! seriously lor!

butttttttttttttttt...

(oh there's always a but butting in)

..getting to drool over jacob's hot bod: priceless. and thank khai for laughing at us giggling/ drooling over jacob's "shirtless* scenes but no thanks. hahahaha.


#2 the next day we went to genina for bowling!


#3 happy meals make me a happy girl wtf. ^___^


# 4 muka bakal kakak ipar i (inside joke). hahahahahahaha.

fine lah fine lah, a more decent picture of her.


#5


#6 no prize for guessing which ball i chose wtf.


#7 the luckeh numberrrrr


#8 kakak ipar wtf with zyra.


#9 oh this picture reminds me of something: that white sweater is so in need for washing wtf.