OMK (Oh My Klose) is the new OMG!

morning everyone! just woke up from a long sleep..

oh well long.

relatively.

5 hours i think.

max.

since nowadays the longest sleep hour i am getting is two hours max. :(

anyways..

i am done with my first subject, pathology. so two papers have been scratched off from my exam list.

the written paper was a a nightmare. and i mean nightmare in its very own literal meaning. not putting the blame of the hard questions or anyone else but i guess i hadn't put enough efforts. if i managed to scrap a pass on my pathology i would be all over the moon. seriously.

and this morning, i had my oral exam. there were two sections for the oral with two different doctors. a general pathology and a systemic pathology.

i performed quite well on my first section. managed to answer everything and the doctor looked happy when i went out of her room so i guess everything would be fine. but for the second section, my group was assigned to this doctor and since she didn't reach the faculty yet as she was in the hospital, the four of us had to wait for her.

i was one of the the last of malaysians to go home. at 11am.

it's a common knowledge that i extremely hate to wait. but to wait and have a cranky and strict doctor to examine you?

now that's a total fuck up.

since she taught us female genital system and bone so i thought of concentrating on those chapters for some last minutes revision before she came. these two chapters were among the chapters that i didn't study well for the exam hence, the more attention i gave.

when i entered i caught a quick glance at the score paper and saw the two marks of the two friends that entered before me and my hope was crushed. both of them managed to scored slightly higher than 50%. and considering my preparation for the exam, i knew this was going to be a tough one.

and boy, i was right.

she bombarded me with question about differentiation.

i was like.... OMK (OMK stands for OH MY KLOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE btw) i thought she was supposed to ask us about systemic pathology?!?!?!

she even asked the microscopic picture wtf. i thought oral examination are all about effects, complications, prognosis and stuff like that! i asked around for some advices from few friends in the fourth year and they told me to focus more on those. and also when i asked few friends who were done with the oral, they said not to worry, the doctor were nice and helpful. they just asked for general ideas of a disease or syndrome.

well, apparently your examiner is not my examiner. fml.

so i tried my best to answer the question. and she then fired another question at me which i failed to answer again and she got pissed and asked me whether i studied or not!

when i tried being honest by telling her that i was expecting her to ask me about female and bone since i was assigned to her and everything so she straight away fired away questions about bones which left me stunned.

and she said," you said you studied my lectures!"

yeeees i studied but apparently everything flew out of my head the moment i saw your face looking pissed. psychology okay! T____T

and she gave up on me and told me to just GO.

surely not a good sign. le sigh. and yeah, the friend who entered right after me saw my mark and it wasn't that good either. so to be honest i am not putting high hope on pathology. what's left to be done is tawakal.

and right after the exam i headed up to citystars to catch the latest toy story 3 with a friend nyeh nyeh nyeh. omg seriously you HAVE to watch the movie. it's like the law!

because it touches your heart and connects with your childhood. i was this close to tears especially towards the ending. and now i am wondering how are all my toys doing in all those boxes?

oh not to mention i bumped into many friends and juniors as well including someone who added me in facebook but never got to know in real life (he's a friend to my friend you see). how random is that??!?! he is studying in a different university in egypt so that was why i approved him in the first place. when i first saw him i was like "are you this guy in facebook?" and his face changed into this bewildered look! hahahaha wtf.

so that's how my day went. geez, it's been a while since i rambled in my blog right? haha

i will end this long post with an unrelated note:

to all the sore and bitter england fans out there (especially that friend who is studying in the UK lololololololol!), just suck it up, germans are just too awesome for the english people. muahahahahaha!

remember Pink. remember Oh My Klose!

and the battle begins...

...tomorrow.

4 weeks.

8 papers.

4 subjects.

1 person.

so to those who are reading this (i know you are here even though the zero comment are saying as if no one reads my blog, but my counter hits are telling me otherwise! hmph)...

doakan saya dapat ketenangan, keyakinan dan kejayaan dalam peperiksaan kali ini. boleh?

pinksterz's guide to answering pathology

Answer for Question #5:

testicular tumors are classified into:

a) germ cell tumor such as seminoma, embryonal carcinoma, teratoma, yolk sac tumor, choriocarcinoma, combined tumor of germ cell
b) sex cord¹ stromal tumour such as sertoli and leydig cell tumor
c) others such as testicular lymphoma, adenomatoid tumor of epididymis and soft tissue tumor of non specific like leiomyoma and fibroma.

pathology of summon:

a hypothetical underage male subject who doesn't own a license, preferable one bad ass cute guy who always plays truant in school and has the tendency to get involve in troubles with all his peers (read: teachers. the girls usually woo after him wan wtf) decides to sneak out from the house and take his dad's car keys.

this occurence usually takes place either very early in the morning or very late in the night. he drives the car exceeding the allowed speed limit. halfway through his aimless journey, he meets with a cop by the roadside. his car registration number is noted down and the said cop flags his car but instead of stepping, onto the brake, he decides it will be better to step onto the accelerator due to some poor cognitive info processing and ignorance on the effects and complications on his behalf)

as a result, the cop decides to chase after him. but - again, hypothetical is the keyword here - to no avail, the cop misses him.

a week or two later, a summon will reach his parents' hands and the said hypothetical male subject will be subjected to nagging from the respective parents, stricture on allowance, atrocious malignant attitude and perhaps, grounding for life².

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SO. really who says it's hard to do the medicine course?

¹ i bet some hamsap googlers gonna land on this blog by searching this.
² if the parents are the non spoiling type and still in their right mind, of course.

i swear i've read it somewhere

you have just finished reading a chapter and decided to take a short rest.

so you decide to go online to unwind. while, looking through your contact list, musing yourself with some of your friends witty statuses (medical students do have their own whimsical sides okay?!). and then, that one friend is online. and his status is intriguing.

why?

because he is using medical terms. you know you've read it somewhere in the book before but you can't recall which page exactly the term is located. or which chapter for.

that is the point where you start to get curious. you flip through the pages back to back. trying to locate the term.

you know it is somewhere in there. somewhere on the left side of the book, in the middle paragraph. written in bold, italic letters.

but no, you don't find it.

you decide to go through the book again and this time you are flipping through the pages furiously because you start to get anxious. how on earth you can forget what you just read say.. yesterday?!?!

forget about unwinding your mind from all those non stop studying for hours. forget about getting that short rest. you need to know what's the meaning of that word like RIGHT NOW.

and when you still can't find anything that is when you become frustrated. frustrated with your pathetic memory. frustrated with your book. and most of all, you are frustrated with your own self.

so tell me, how many of you have encountered this kind of moments in your life? i bet everyone of us, at some point in their life during the final season do encounter this kind of thing at least once.

(well, unless you are some kind of mutated human being with the brain of a cyborg then maybe you won't lah wtf)

(okay, i AM only joking with the above statement wtf. but it's true what! some people are just gifted with good photographic memories. like sheldon cooper wtf.)

sigh.

sometimes i just wish our books have the ctrl + F function just like our internet browser. life as a medical student will definitely become easier that way, don't you think so?

p.s. yes, i know there is this thing called index but the medical text books published by my college do not come with that. so how lah?! grrrr.

current score

Pathology 0 - World Cup 25

FML.

narcissism knows no boundaries

no prize for guessing who's the only person liking all my comments up there wtf.

a story about my mom

Mommeh Pink used to be someone with no knowledge about the computer. a normal conversation back then would usually take place like this:

Mommeh Pink: adik, how to close this window?

Me: click the close button lah.

Mommeh Pink: what close button?

Me: the little red X box thingy at the topmost on the rightside.

Mommeh Pink: Oooo

and then she would scribbled all the steps (very detailed one, with illustrations somemore - a square with X in the right top! LOL) in her little notebook. bless her.

she said it was her "short notes". but i begged to differ. i called it her very own version of Windows for Dummies Mummies.

she was also a stranger to the internet. you see, she was never interested in using the computer even though i had been persuading her to do so when i was in my secondary schoolyears. when i was flying of to egypt to further my study, she had no choice but to learn using the computer and the messenger because i figured out that the was cheapest way to keep in contact. imagine how torturous it was when i had to teach her to sign in and everything in like less than 5 days before my flight.

an experience i care to repeat. NOT.

(and yes she jotted down everything in her Windows for Mummies booklet too!)

Mommeh Pink: adik, what's your blog again?

Me: pinksterzisme dot blogspot dot com

Mommeh Pink: *writes down the link in a paper*

Me: eh no need to write. you just type pink in the browser.

Mommeh Pink: haa? okay okay *types pink in the internet browser*

(a minute later)

Mommeh Pink: EH! your link come up in the list. you are so famous kah???

Me: see. now you know how awesome your daughter is hor?

and a day later she learnt out about "History" (because i once used that notebook to blog) and i suddenly became the normal, infamous daughter again. :-(

but that was four years ago.

last august, when i returned to malaysia she surprised me with this very question:

"adik, what's facebook?"

"facebook?" i was startled. holy smokes! where did she learn about facebook?

"yeah, i keep hearing this facebook everywhere. what's it?"

"err... it's something like a website where you keep in touch with your friends and everything."

"okay. make one for me. can?"

"..."

and that was how she ended in my friend's list.

of course , as most would argue, having parents in your online life and network of friends does bring out the awkwardness. you feel like you have to tip toe around for their eyes are watching your every footstep. you have watch out for your words and everything. i used to feel that way back then.

but tonight, i am glad i created that account for her.

now we know where i get that awesum possum cute genes from eh?

from someone with nil ideas on what's online (how can someone be On the Line??? HAHAHAHA!) now she is the one sending me cute messages on facebook. the above is just one of the many cute things she did (and still doing) on facebook okay. she surfs the youtube for music videos of her favourite oldies and even reads the news online.

and i am no longer feel like i have to be careful with my facebook account! in fact i am glad she knows my every movement. at least, she knows who i am friend with, who am i seeing, who is trying to piss me off and what i am up to (btw mom, about the gerakan anti brazil mass messaging, i assured you it is only a joke with my friends. don't panic now. LOLOLOL!)

oh and a moment ago, she buzzed me on yahoo messenger to let me know that "she will be away in the kitchen". SEE! she is even using the proper internet jargons wtf.

hmm.. i wonder when will she start blogging.

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in case you are wondering mom, yes it's time to start writing in that blog i created for you last summer ( because i wanted to show her, how actually this blogging thing works. HAHA!).

but have to watch out for that though. mana tahu later she really starts to blog, and totally catch with all the latest buzz in the blogosphere and steal all my readers from me. oh noes! i can't let that happen to me now, can i?!

*edit

edited on 16 may 2010 at 5.52am:
HOLY SMOKES ON A CRACKER!! i just checked her blog (suddenly feel like looking at that abandoned place) and guess what i found out?!?!

she has been writing there for quite sometimes!!! since january to be precised.

MAMA!!! HOW COME YOU NEVER TOLD ME EH?!??!

someore she even learnt how to upload all the pictures!! see lah. damn maju lah now is it? don't want to let me your "cikgu iT" know wan is it?!!?! hmphhh!

and when i confronted her in messenger just now she said "aiseh man you tertinggal keretapi lahhh"

wtf.

/*end of edit

oh Mommeh Pink! i miss you so much lah. muah!

p.s. okaylah Daddeh Pink. i miss you too. jangan merajuk okay? tak hensem lah merajuk merajuk ni. muah to you too!

p.p.s. i censored the name and picture not because i ain't proud of my parents. but because i rather keep some privacy to myself and my family.

lumrah manusia kan suka bagi alasan

alasan munasabah untuk TIDAK study:

exam final tiap tiap tahun ada.

universiti gua siap ada dua kali setahun lagi.

satu waktu bulan mei/june.

satu lagi untuk resit bulan ogos/september.

tapi FIFA world cup empat tahun sekali je.

rare occasion tu.

yang mana kalau kau miss, kau akan rasa lagi rugi beb?

SAYA TAK STUDI PHARMA SEBAB BENDA NI

Talipon Buruk

or that's what i think the game is called.

you know when we were in the kindergarten/ primary or in some orientation programme/ motivational camp(s), there were always this activity. where you were asked to form a line and the one at the frontmost would be given a long message and that person was responsible to pass it to the second person and second person to the third person and so on.

and in the end, the last person who got the message would be asked to come to the front to tell everyone the message.

and all of us would laugh to our heart content to how ridiculously funny it always sounded!

in the beginning..

"petang tadi pak mat kayuh basikal balik dari menoreh getah dekat tepi kedai samy"

in the end...

"pak mat accident kena langgar dengan basikal, patah riuk kaki dia berdarah semua. lepas tu samy taknak tolong pakmat! samy jahat!"

kesian samy. tak bersalah tapi jadi mangsa keadaan. kan?

you know why this game is created in the first place?

to show us that sometimes as human being, we tend to exaggerate our stories. and sometimes the recipients of the other end tend to believe rumors without much futher ado. what i am trying to say here, we need to think first before believing a story we heard from another human beings. to filter the information, validate it from the real source and do some research as well before actually accepting one story as true!

manusia tak pernah lari dari melakukan kesilapan. maka terpulang pada kita untuk menerima teguran manusia lain (yang mungkin tak sehebat anda), tapi jujur dalam memberikan teguran dengan niat membetulkan. sebab niat untuk berkongsi pengetahuan itu suatu yang mulia bukan?

tak semestinya, mekanik kereta lulusan universiti luar negara itu, yang ada skrol ijazah itu hebat semuanya. dipandang mulia kerana status "graduan dari varsiti sekian sekian". kadang kadang mereka yang tidak meneruskan pengajian, buka workshop sendiri di kampung jauh lebih berpengalaman. tapi kerana tidak diiktiraf, tiada status "hasil produk luar negara", tak semestinya pendapat dia tidak boleh dipakai dan tak dipedulikan.

bukakan fikiran, baru boleh maju. bukan begitu?

tapi biasalah manusia kan berperasaan. cepat emosi. bila emosi menguasai diri, mulalah segala teguran ikhlas itu dikatakan hanya tahu mempertikaikan. macam saya sekaranglah, saya emosi sedikit mungkin, maka terhasillah entri ini. suatu luahan perasaan tidak puas hati.

cuma bezanya saya masih mampu ketepikan emosi dalam menerima teguran. teguran yang betul saya terima dengan hati terbuka, dan apa yang saya salah, saya cuba betulkan.

emosi tu emosi juga. tapi jangan sampai mempamerkan kebodohan diri dekat dunia. :)

satu je saya pinta. Allah beri kita akal, jadi gunakan anugerah itu sebaiknya. jangan persiakan.

boleh tak kawan kawan? :)

jadi baca, fahamkan apa aku cuba katakan.

p.s. this post is somehow related to some points my previous post.

i just need to get this out of my system

as you can already sense, this is another ranting/ bitchy post from yours truly so if you have such a weak heart or high moral value regarding usage of "harsh" words. you might as well close this page right now. but out of courtesy i am obliged, of course, to thank you for contributing one measly hit to my blog with you visiting this particular non-educational blog of mine.

so thank you.

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techonology is good. there's no point in denying that. but some times i just curse how technology seems to piss me off more nowadays.

situation #1

a person, A is sending mass message to a whole group of his friends about an announcement. or maybe some wise word for the day. which is a good thing. after all it is easier to pass message from one another using messenger. it's quick and efficient at the same time. but that's where the advantage ends.

the pissing-me-off part begins when one of those recipients, B decided to do the same, to help spread out the words as well. yes, undeniable, B has a very good intention but B actually sends the same fucking message to the same contacts as A.

and sometimes it gets worse when C, D, E, F etc also decide to forward the same message to everyone as well!!! so tell me what's the point of doing so?

the result?

my desktop is filled with numerous windows of the same messages. which is extremely pointless.

it annoys me to no end. and no it's not funny.

and guess what's worse. when some of the message sounds extremely stupid especially during last week when most of my contacts (especially budak budak agama mesir ye NAH AKU DAH SEBUT TERANG TERANG PFFFTT!!) are kinda on a rampage spreading all the words about zionist.

yes, i know you have a very good intention. but sometimes can you please at least validate the info first? think! research! validate! sometimes it's so not logic. israel is scanning the pictures of all muslim girl on facebook? oh my, i bet they can get better picture of naked muslim on the net nowadays since it's not that hard after all. and wasting their time on our pictures? sheesh. i can hear them sniggering at the back at how stupid and paranoid we sound!

and seriously? if there's a scanner that can scan the whole jpeg file of a person into naked. please get me one of those. at least i can scan all of the guys pictures in my folders! man, that would be nice i bet.

(kalau kau cakap photoshop ke edit gambar aku takdelah nak gelak sangat kannn)

at least please, do some research before spreading the word like some chain mails. ridiculous okay. take this for example: about the "delete this zionist logo in our computer!" message. a friend of mine actually took the time to do some research and guess what he found out? nah go read it HERE.

situation #2

sometimes yes you find certain interesting links on the website ie youtube/ blogs/ news. and yes, you feel like you just have to share it with the whole world about this findings.

but do you have to do it by forwarding to every one of you contacts? do you really think that EVERYONE OF US is interested in what you think is interesting?

hell, no. the world won't come to its end if we didn't read or click on your link you know?

WHY NOT FOR ONCE JUST PUT THE LINK ON YOUR STATUS. if we want to read it we will click on it.

situation #3

you need to only pass the message to those who actually who are studying in the same place as you, ie University XXX. but you send the message to everyone of those in your contacts who in studying in egypt. so not only XXX got the message, but those who are from, YYY, ZZZ, and even AAA, BBB, CCC universities got your fucking message.

oh yes, you did mention at the end of your message "maaf kepada yang tak berkenaan". i am not saying i never do this mistake. sometimes i did accidentally send the wrong message to the wrong recipient as well but not as frequent as this one particular person. unintended mistake my foot lah. more like he is trying to get the attention lah okay.

so here's a brilliant solution for all of you technologically challenged dimwits (or maybe this one particular guy) out there:

there's this function in yahoo messenger to help you sort out your contacts known as "create a group". SO, PLEASE! ORGANISE YOUR CONTACTS INTO GROUPS!!!!!

and pleaseeeeeee just send the message to the related group(s) because seriously i have nothing to do with the revision class in YOUR university or pasal SC group kau ke apa. lainlah kalau kau satu universiti dengan aku. pfffftttt!!!

all these situations have been altered a little bit. so kalau ada terasa terkena batang hidung sendiri tu, sila ubah perangai ini sudah sudah lah nak sensitif. but maybe you can at least try not to make this mistake. because trust me, it's not only bugging me but most of my friends as well.

peace out!

p.s. this is an incohorent post from yours truly sebab dah stress sangat kot dengan isu ni. pendam lama gila! think i will proof read it later when i got the time and edit it if i find any reason to do so.

hello, sunshine.

kalau jogging malam malam ramai anak muda remaja yang celik tentang kesihatan diri.

kalau jogging siang siang ramai pakcik pakcik tua yang masih kacak dan smart yang pentingkan kesihatan diri.

saya jogging dua dua waktu ikut suka hati.

maka saya adalah anak muda remaja yang segak, kacak dan smart yang celik tentang kesihatan diri dan mementingkan kesihatan diri.

hihihihihihi.

sorilah entri menggedik dan mungkin annoying di awal pagi ini.

maybe otak berapa betul sebab belum tidur sehari.

dah. i nak pergi mandi.

lepas tu i nak setadi pharmacology.

kamu semua jaga diri.

selamat pagi. jumpa lagi malam nanti barangkali.

When In Rome

lesson(s):

#1 do not pick any coins from the Fountain of Love.

#2 do not trust a random stranger who hails from the big apple you just got to know say.. an hour ago to translate your speech into italian perfectly.

#3 if you are having a hard time trying to get that vase shattered, just smash it right into the wall.

and last but not least, sometimes you have just to believe that It can happen in two weeks time.

oh rome!

beautiful rome.

one of the places i have been dreaming of going some day.

one day perhaps.

and one day, i will. :)

that movie is an awesome one, by the way.

gives you hope, it does.

at least to me.

p.s. oh this is just another meaningless musings from yours truly. enough dreaming. time to get touch down to earth again for responsibilty, practicality, logic, life and reality. books are waiting for me.

good night peeps.

p.p.s. picture is taken from one of my 365 shots.

eyebags

itu tanda tak cukup tidur...

ke terlebih tidur?

i think it's the latter.

Jun 3, 2010

bila kita hampir hampir hilang sesuatu dari milik kita, baru kita mula nak sedar betapa besarnya hadiah itu.

betapa selama ini kita tak pernah nak hargai.

suatu hari bila kau tiba tiba sedar nikmat semakin jauh, kau mula gusar.

kau mula berfikir apa yang kau buat selama ini.

betapa kau tak pernah nak bersyukur.

betapa kau jarang nak mengingati.

alpa.

baru kau mula sedar yang di atas itulah Pemilik.

kau cuma peminjam.

kau takde lah hebat mana

temporari.

yang satu hari kau kena juga pulangkan balik.

Tuhan, aku pohon jangan ditarik nikmat kesihatan itu dari aku.

zionism is the new joke

scratch that. maybe THIS is the joke of the year.

#1

how do you define a terrorist?

someone who owns knives.

to me, those look like normal knives (the pic in the link) we used in the kitchen to cut the meat and fishes. but yeah doncha know?! knives can be deadly weapons. oooh very, very deadly. more deadly than say... guns and missiles.

in fact i think i own two or three. oh noes i iz now a terrorist. they are coming to get me i iz dead wtf.

#2

how do you define the innocents?

someone who hijacked a civilian ship using a helicopter.

apparently, the prime minister, Binyamin Netanyahu applauded their act and termed it as "extraordinaire".

i for once, agreed. because this time they went beyond humanity. they attacked humanity.

"this time it's not about the religions. it's not about Islam. or Christians. or the Jews. this time it's about Humanity"

okay lets get serious for a while...

#3

when you search the thesaurus for another word that defines stupidity, what will come up?

Danny Ayalon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! i know i know i said i was getting serious but that's the joke! oh wait what do you mean you don't get my joke?! it's right there in your face, prancing naked all around your room wtf.

#4

how to clarify yourself as THE new hero(es)?

by letting a bullet to enter your stomach, banged your head hard against the wall for the skull to fracture and passing out for 45 minutes afterwards. works like "miracles".

oh and not to mention, make sure you have a cool nicknames as well. batman or something. robin is fine if you want to sound a little bit gay. or superman perharps if you like wearing undies on the outside.

because having initials only in the news won't totally make you sound... cool.

it's officialy. zionist are the new comedian!

you can follow/ find out more jokes HERE.

this post has been edited on 5 june 2010:

apparently in this post, i made a mistake by not differentiating the jews and the zionist properly. my bad. so i have changed some words accordingly. sorry for the mistake. :)