bahana bila kau dah khatam ilmu telinga, hidung dan tekak

#1 bahana bila kau dah khatam ilmu telinga, hidung dan tekak dan sedang mengalami demam yang agak tinggi dan berkala, disusuli dengan sakit tekak adalah kau tak dapat bezakan samada rasa sakit dalam telinga kau sekarang adalah referred pain sebenar atau cuma imaginasi psikologi.

#2 bahana bila kau dah khatam ilmu telinga, hidung dan tekak dan pernah mengalami tonsilitis, setiap kali tekak kau mula pedih dan rasa tak best, kau akan terus cuak dan buat seperti apa yang aku buat petang tadi; terus ambil lampu suluh dan periksa tekak sendiri.

#3 bahana bila kau dah khatam ilmu telinga, hidung dan tekak dan telah jatuh sakit berkaitan dengan tiga organ tadi untuk tempoh tiga hari (and still counting ye kawan kawan), kau mula rasa "oh apakah aku akan kehilangan pendengaran selepas ini?" atau kau akan mula mendengar bunyi bunyian abnormal dan dengungan. wtf.

harap harap memang imaginasi lah. T__________T

akhir kalam, tolonglah aku taknak kena tonsilitis dah. serik kau tahu? SERIK.

p.s. entri guna istilah "khatam" bukan membawa erti sudah "master" subjek itu. sekian.

39.2 °C is my body temperature

i think my nose should be an athlete because it is currently running all over the place and at a very good speed wtf. my head is feeling super heavy and a sore throat is like a cherry on top of the icing.

nice, just nice.

been spending time lying in the bed since yesterday's morning and having rests because i don't really like to take medicine. but i think it's time because there's no sign of me getting better anytime soon.

hopefully i will recover before the new round starts this monday.

the only good outcomes from this is i finally have time to sit and relax and properly read the new books i had bought since two weeks ago.

i think this post will come out as incohorent. sorry peeps, i can't even think straight right now. how to even constuct a proper sentence?

pffftt.

i think Bruno Mars is the male equivalent of Taylor Swift.

writing down sweet lyrics with nice melody and helping the naive minds out there to believe in the delusional thinking of "love is out there". building on false hope that there's always "happily ever after". you should always "cling onto what you have" and "work on it"

bah.

these two ought to be shot down.

when life gives you lemons

...you go and buy 5 kilos of it, in case spinneys runs out of it again.

the first day of school in citystars

had a date with miss K the whole day. watched the latest harry potter movie and ate and hanged out a little.

deathly hallows: part 1 was mindblowing.

however, lord voldemort was a huge let down because he didn't have that superior aura anymore. nope, didn't scare me. not a tiny single bit. however, the snake did make me jump.

thrice. throughout the movie.

the day could almost pass as perfect albeit spinneys ran out of lemons¹ so... no i am not happy.

sorry can't type a proper entry. i have to cover back all those hours i wasted this evening so i am off to do my laundry and facebook face a book!

<sup>---

1</sup> just so you know i am already a convert.

pembunuh zombi tegar

kau tahu game plant vs zombie?

kalau tak tahu kau adalah loser! boo! eh acah je. kalau tak tahu nah klik sini.

takde apa cuma nak cakap kalau kau seorang pelajar satu uni sama aku dan masih belum pernah bermain game ini - JANGAN MULA MAIN.

dan kalau terbaca entri ini dan kau terasa bosan malam malam akhir cuti seminggu ni lalu terpasang nawaitu untuk menginstall game ini - JANGAN INSTALL.

dan kalau kau tak pernah dengar, tak pernah download lagi tapi ada sifat ingin tahu yang membuak buak dalam diri (bagus. sifat terpuji tu) maka JANGAN MENGGATAL NAK SEARCH DAN DOWNLOAD.

sebab kau orang kalau satu uni dengan aku, semua orang akan ada exam minggu depan.

kalau kau nak tahu, game puzzle mode yang pecah pecah pasu tu adalah setan paling kurang ajar dalam membuatkan diri lupa ada exam next week.

dah aku nak pergi emo kat sudut bilik sebab banyak bazir masa ketuk ketuk pasu tadi. tsk.

because Change is a good thing

although some might have guessed it already when i closed my blog few hours ago but i was bombarded with few msn messages and YMs. korang memang bijak!

so after a very very very long time sticking to the pink facebook-like template, finally today i decided to change to a new one! because finally today i've found a new perfect template to replace the old one! in fact it's too perfect i don't have to do much tweaking to the HTML except whip up an instant blog banner as the header.

and of course, i have to change it during my study break FML. you know the itches you get to update your blog more frequent than you are used to during the exam season?

well, i have that itches as well as the tweaking layout one. -_-"

i like this look better. it's cleaner and tidier.

don't you think so? ;)

Projek Jalan Jalan Isi Perut™

it was the second day for eid adha and i decided to totally enjoy the day max! i know i know should feel guilty for totally choosing celebrating over studying for an upcoming exam but give face to me a bit lah can?

last year i didn't get the chance to join my classmates because i was sick okay. and it was totally worthed it because i went to rumah kedah for the first time ever since i came to egypt four years ago wtf. so yay! another rumah negeri was crossed off from the list now¹.

so my first stop of the day was malaysian hall for Perubatan's Open House! that was the spot for me to meet up with my Jalan Jalan Isi Perut Project™.




we only spent not more than 30 minutes there and right after saying hello and hi to enough persons/friends/juniors, we decided to head out for ISMA's Open House. and zomg they were having nasi himpit with peanut gravy. SUPER WIN! there was a lucky draw going on but nah, we didn't stay for that. and it was kinda crowded in there also.

in an hour or so we were out from there and found ourselves trying to locate rumah kedah in the hayyu sabie'.


and we found it so lets shout,"yippee! yippee! yay! yay!" everyone.

RUMAH KEDAH WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY.
RUMAH KEDAH'S OPEN HOUSE WAS ZOMG AWESOME.
CHEQ SUKA RUMAH KEDAH.
HANGPA NAK TAU TAK AWAT?

OPS SALAH TUNING SORRY NOO CHEQ TERKELUAQ CAKAP UTAGHA PULAK.

*ahem*

so i guess you must be thinking "why on earth pink's going gaga over rumah kedah?" (or maybe you weren't but after reading my previous sentence i bet you are thinking of it now muahahaha)

it was this:


THE freaking (i have done enough to put emphasization on that word) awesome AyaQ Assam™.

i hadn't have any authentic malaysian food since the day i stepped on the pharaoh land so the moment i heard about the menu from a friend i was excited. and when i smell the aroma throughout the building, i swear the sun shone upon me and the angels in heaven started singing wtf (super tak senonoh i know).


AyaQ Assam™ made mei ling a very happy girl! teehee.

god i swear i still can smell the aroma of the AyaQ Assam Awesome™. oh that's because my right hand still smells of it. *wipes off the dripping Ayaq Lioq™*


¹ just fyi, rumah negeri and pinksterz rarely go together in one sentence let alone in an event. in fact i never register under any negeri or any persatuan here except perubatan. i am a parti bebas believer (PBB lol) and i am cool like that wtf.

Eid Mubarak 1431H

setelah hampir seminggu gua hilangkan diri dari belog maka hari ini gua ada benda jugak nak coret coret.

Eid Adha hari pertama seperti biasa disambut bersama keluarga arab. tahun ini buat kali ketiga kalau tak silap. pagi tadi jiran gua buat korban. patutlah malam semalam gua dengar bunyi bising atas bumbung rumah gua. pakcik sebelah sibuk usung lembu ke bumbung rupanya. dan itu juga bermaksud, malam ini ada jamuan makan besar satu imarah keluarga angkat gua kat sini. rezeki betul.

bukan gua taknak sambut dengan kengkawan gua, tapi di negara orang gua nak kutip pengalaman sehabis boleh. tengok budaya orang. belajar. barulah best kan?

nak dijadikan kisah, tahun lepas gua tak dapat nak sambut raya sesakan yang boleh. sebab gua jatuh sakit dekat seminggu lebih. tonsilitis punya pasal. hurhur. makan bubur je der raya raya. sadis kan?

tapi walaupun gua berkesempatan nak sambut tahun ni dan beraya sakan sampai tak hengat donia, gua tetap tak boleh nak raya sangat sebab kurang sepuluh hari lagi gua ada exam der. tolak waktu makan tidur main dan berak memang tinggal baki empat hari je kot.

gua risau nih. buku pun baru sentuh suam suam kuku. kalau sentuh pun entahkan gua hafal ke tak segala fakta dalam tu. haih.

itu sebab gua tak keluar rumah langsung sejak hari jumaat lepas. dan juga sebab gua tak sanggup nak hirup udara berbau lembu. sumpah gua tak tahan. setakat keluar buang sampah sekali dua tu ada lah der. tapi takkan tu pun nak kira kan?

maka semalam sebelum gua tidur gua sematkan azam di hati, apa terjadi gua tetap akan keluar pagi ini nak tengok arab buat korban sambil ambil gambar. sebab bukan senang kan nak tengoh mesir "datang bulan" hurhur.

Selamat Hari Raya Aidil Adha
"Kullu Sanah We Entum Toyyibin"

p.s. korang pergi usha otlob.com sekarang. sebab admin dia ada tukar logo mereka menjadi sangat comel! hahah.

never been kissed

is it just me being a fanatic on glee or does the second season of it is just superfreakingfuckinggilababiorgasmically awesome?

so far each of their episodes has totally kicked my socks off in huge way with the exception of the britney/brittany episode. and the first one as well. audition is just surpassing the passing line. aka “boleh tahan”.

but my fave so far is still the "grilled cheesus". because it was emotional and heart wrenching. i totally cried during the scene where kurt sang “i wanna hold your hand”. and i can assure you i will be crying again every time i rewatch that episode. :’)

kurt hummel is like totally my kind of guy except he’s gay. i mean seriously, he loves fashion and can sing. and sarcastically witty lines. and sensitive. and nice. he is like… imperfectly perfect. he’s not a looker. or that ugly. there’s just something with him that keeps mesmerizing me. :|

yeah remind me again. he’s gay.

actually i think i keep falling in love with gays. first sheldon cooper aka jim parsons. which you must agree with me, is like, super adorableeeeee. he is like a two year old boy okay!

and now chris colfer.

i mean seriously? all the girls out there most of them will go all “aaaa” “eeee” “i loveeee youuu” at the sight of someone like finn or puckerman. but i got weak knees just by looking at kurt hummel /chris colfer.

ke aku ni yang abnormal? wtf.

the lemon experiment

half an hour ago i was craving to have something sour. so the closest thing i could get my hands on was... lemons that were in my fridge wtf. so i took one and squeezed a lemon to get its juice and because i was adventurous and daring like that wtf tried to drink it without mixing it with water.

taste wise? not bad. just so you know, i have a very good tolerance with sour stuff. and i've got my DaddehPink to thank for that.

and out of boredom and of course, curiousity after reading the benefits that you can get from a lemon years ago (majalah REMAJA during those highschool days wtf), i decided to give it a try just now.

by rubbing some of the juice leftover onto my nose because i remember reading somewhere that it can help getting rid of those blackheads which is - and you have to agree with this! it's a fact! -one of the worst nightmares for any human being.

seriously. blackheads are gross. they clog the pores and unsmoothed your skin especially your nose! so far i am using the biore's porepack nose strip to get rid of them but right now i am running low on those because i forgot to stock them up while i was in malaysia last summer! and after all the strips don't really work. they only get rid the superficial ones.

anyway back to my little lemon experiment.

so after i rubbed it, i left it on my skin while cleaning up the kitchen and putting all my cooking utensils into their respective places. lets say the juice was left on my nose for about 10 minutes only!

and then i went into the bathroom and started with my usual bedtime beauty regime. you know, brushing your teeth, flossing, washing your face and that kind of stuff. and while i was brushing my teeth i checked out my face in the mirror (yes, i am vain like that. just live with it) and i noticed the pores on my nose were smaller.

yes, you might argue it was psychological but trust me, i even touched my nose and felt the difference! there were blackheads coming out from the pores wtf.

O________O!!!

i never thought it would work with such a quick result. and just to made sure i didn't imagine it or anything, i slabbed on a pore strips just to be sure. and zomg. the result was awesome. i couldn't bring myself to count how many were there but there was enough to bring that satisfactory smile onto my face. *smug*

from there and then i knew what i gotta do. i am embracing lemonism wtf.

i don't know what's the point of this post actually. truth to be told, i am a very sceptical person when it comes to health and beauty tips. i read and always find myself thinking,"bah! this kind of thing won't work that easy!"

so far from some googling works i've found out that lemon juice can:

1. help detoxify your liver!
2. maintains a healthy blood pressure (okay i don't think this is good for me because i have a low bp)
3. lose weight (again i am sceptical on this point. if you wanna lose it, you gotta work it = exercising. there's no easy way out as simple as drinking a cuppa of lemon water three times a day pffttt)
4. get rids of acne! (a lemon a day keeps the acne away!)
5. and blackheads! (tried! and proven!)
6. brighten your nails (soaking them in lemon juice for ten minutes and brush them with white vinegar and water)
7. and teeth as well! (but there was an article saying lemon can ruin the enamel or something so perhaps you should be sticking to visiting the dentist wtf)
8. aids digestion!

but this time i decide to give it a try. i am going to drink freshly squeezed (pure, unmixed, sugarless) lemon juice daily before going to bed for a week, and rubbing my nose with lemon juice every night as well.

so, lets see if there's any difference within a week time from today and i shall write an entry for that seven days from now. after all life's pretty boring nowadays so this kind of project might spice my mundane days a little. ;)

p.s. mundane lah sangat. buku ENT tu bila kau nak baca pink oi?!?!

p.p.s. holidays are just around the corner! two more days of college and a week break for the eid! yippee-ness. :D

p.p.p.s. yippee-ness your head lah! end round exam in less than two weeks wtf.

because time machine does not exist

dear pink,

please be focused on your fourth year academic year. i know this sounds annoying since a lot of people have been saying to you that fourth year is THE "honeymoon" year but never to underestimate it. sometimes, you can get carried away.

dear pink,

i know all those offers and roadtrips sound fun and tempting, but remember what have you promised to yourself the moment you step onto the ground of cairo last september? remember that little note you wrote to yourself while you were on the flight (sitting beside a very cute businessman) to cairo.

that very note you've sticked onto the wall of your bedroom beside the mirror.

:)

you can always have all the fun in the whole world once you are done with the finals. and gotten yourself a good result. perhaps better than how you had performed last time. now is the time for you to drown yourself with the books.

then only you can reward yourself with a nice trip to any place you want. perhaps. insyaAllah.

oh and talking about trip. that brings me to another topic. why don't you try to save a sum of your monthly allowance say 25% and by the time summer has come upon us, you will have enough (or even more!) to go and have fun.

so think about it, okay?

now go and tackle that two books of ENT!

removal of fungal mass in the sinuses

this is the most patience-testing surgery ever. kudos to the surgeon because he managed to stand still at the very same spot from the beginning of the surgery till the end which was about 3 hours plus!!!!

i was pacing all over the place around the whole time in the surgery room because:

1. i was bored. the surgery moved at a verrrrrrrrrry slow pace.
2. i was tired of standing still.
3. i still hadn't have my breakfast!

albeit it was still interesting to watch the doctor sucking out the fungal mass from the sinuses with helpful sound effects (example, "sikit lagi! sikit lagi! damn terlepas!" "uhuhh uhuhh go onn go onn just a little bit moreee" "aaa geramnya tengok ada yang termiss lagi!!!!" hahahaahahhah) from us while the doctor was mute almost the whole time (except the time when he was explaining to us the anatomy of the nose.

anyway, like the doctor said at the end of the surgery, "i enjoy this surgery what about you?"

uhhh sure doc i did enjoy it too but watching you removing and scraping of the fungal mass is not really my thing.

especially with an empty stomach wtf.

the mcd's operator guy (2)

it's been a while since i have any cravings for fast food. in fact i think the last time i ordered anything from mcdonald's was last march or april. but tonight i am having a sweet tooth and i think apple pie can fulfill my cravings so i decided to call mcdonald's (after otlob failed to activate my order wtf).

mcdonald's guy (mg): hello, thank you for calling mcdonald's delivery. how can i help you?

me: good evening. i'd like to make an order.

mg: sure maam. you're miss pinksterz right?

me: yes, that's me!
mg: what would you like to order?

me: one apple pie

mg: yes. and?

me: one banana pie

mg: uhuh. and?

me: and one cheeseburger happy meal!

mg: anything else?

me: no. just those three.

mg: okay. so would you like to have the juice or the coke with the happy meal?

me: orange juice please.

mg: and one more thing, is this meal for a girl or a boy?

me: huh? (did i really hear that question correctly)

mg: the happy meal. is it for a girl or a boy?

me: err... err... it's for a girl (wtf??? since when did they ask whether the meal is for a boy or girl?!?!?!)

mg: okay then. your order will be delivere within 30 minutes.

me: oh okay, thanks.

mg: thank you again for calling us. goodbye.

me: bye.

after i hung up the call, i felt so old. .___.

p.s. you can read the old post related to the mcd's operator guy *here*!

twenty two

i turned 22 yesterday and like last year, most of the girls from my class decided to wear pink as a way for them to show their love to the royal pinkness! 1 november will from now on be known as Hari Breast Cancer peringkat ASU wtf.



some of the girls who wore pink to class yesterday: cejjo, miss K, ijan and paah! i didn't manage to gather all who wore pink because right after class they were gone for prayers or went home already.

but there was a catch!

because yours truly decided to sabotage by going against it and wore a green baju kurung instead!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! SORRY OKAY CEJJO SORRY. and Miss K! you really looked super sweeeeeeeeeet yesterday! pink is totally SO your colour!!!

anyway thanks to everyone and each of you who flooded my wall on my facebook wall, those who are in malaysia that texted me, those who actually stayed up late just to instant message me... all i can say is... all of you truly make my birthday this year remarkably awesome!!

:)))))))))))))))))))

so how did i celebrated my birthday?

by having a small get-together dinner with my lovelies in cairo last night! after all, it had been a while since i met and hanged out with all of them so why didn't we do it on my birthday, right? :)

good companies and good food are two things that won't go wrong together.

anyway, pictures from yesterday at el chico, a mexican restaurant!


the girls were the ones that reached the place earlier so we got extra time to actually study each items available on the menu! everyone was super indecisive because there were quite a lot of choices and we hadn't really have any experience with mexican food!


anddddd i present to you the guests!

cejjo

mekyaa

miss K.

cik piah suka suka all gleek out wtf wtf.

encik easle ferre selemett. ceh nama facebook nak glamer je ye abang asle!

tu dia muka penuh konsentrasi abang jayyid jiddan kita HAHAHAHA: abang ayep!

anddd here's more pictures from the night:







we ate, we talked and abang asle asked the waiter to make a surprise for the birthday girl. hahahahaa. judging from their reactions and panic looks, we figured out the restaurant never had any request like that so they simply created one. on the spot. -__-"

15 minutes later a guy came to our table and told us that they had something for us later. hohohoho.

so! after we were all done with our meals the waiter came, and cleaned our tables and place this on the table as the "surprise".


of course you can guess already what was coming up laaaa kan? dessert spoons! dessert spoons! the clue is literally prancing naked in front of your eyes.

they surprised me by giving me a scoop of vanilla (although i insist on saying it was totally milk flavour) ice cream inside a waffle with a candle on top wtf. so we shared it among 7 of us. but still it was nice lah okay! to have the whole restaurant crews to sing happy birthday and clap LOUDLY beside your ears wtf.

and later we went for ice cream and bumped into paan who insisted on treating me with something and when i requested for a new pair of zara jeans he refused to do so :(((( hahaha joking lah okay! joking.





so that was how my birthday went by! thanks to you again who came last night. sayang korang dalam dalam! <3

so i am now a year older, hopefully a year wiser. :)