because a friend of mine keeps quoting barney stinson to me in our daily chat as, according to him, the character is like super awesome and funny and cool (i doubt wtf). so i decide to pull a barney as well by compilating some of my (self-proclaimed) awesome and witty quotes from all over the internet, especially my facebook and twitter.
most of the quotes are simply whipped out of the blue when my brain is idling around. in other words, spontaneous. if you're in my friends list in facebook/ chat to me frequently/ follow me on twitter, chances are you had seen all these statuses.
okay, so here goes:
relation-/friendship-related
on being heavily infatuated
setiap kali awak senyum dekat saya, heart rate saya tiba tiba jadi tachycardia, saya rasa macam nak pitam, perut saya bukan setakat rama rama tapi caterpillar pun ada. dan sampai satu tahap tiba tiba saya jadi nausea dan rasa macam nak muntah gila. sebab tu lah saya kurus gila sekarang. saya dah jadi indirectly bulemia sebab awak. hihiks!
on being truly, sickeningly, deeply in love
saya suka awak sampaikan saya rasa macam nak cincang cincang awak pastu rebus buat sup minum. biar menjadi darah daging saya. baru dikatakan sehidup semati. sweet tak? sweet tak?
on being thankful for that one person who gives her all the sunshine she needs on that rainy day (eh apasal macam jiwang ni wtf)
you are my happy playlist, don't you know that? everytime i hear your voice it makes me happy inside out as if there is this lighting bulb inside me ready to pop and burn at any time because of the overloaded watt you are radiating.
you are my happy playlist, don't you know that? everytime i hear your voice it makes me happy inside out as if there is this lighting bulb inside me ready to pop and burn at any time because of the overloaded watt you are radiating.
on explaining why am i still single
there's no use of having crushes and layan-ing my infatuations anymore. the guys that i am crushing on nowadays are either 1) taken/ married (ie, josh duhamel), 2) gay (ie, chris colfer) 3) too awesome for me (ie, mike tompkins) wtf
self discovery
on becoming a domestic goddess
puan suriyati mesti bangga dengan anak murid beliau 8 tahun yang lalu. sebab dia aplikasikan ilmu Ekonomi Rumah Tangga yang diajarkan dengan penuh sabar dan cekal malam ini. hurhur.
puan suriyati mesti bangga dengan anak murid beliau 8 tahun yang lalu. sebab dia aplikasikan ilmu Ekonomi Rumah Tangga yang diajarkan dengan penuh sabar dan cekal malam ini. hurhur.
on being a discipline teacher
ayuh ASU. kita ke cairo sports day! sapa dtg awal dari gua dapat cokelat, sapa dtg lambat dr gua kena rembat. haha amacam? hitler tak? (ugut ugut)
on being a teenager wannabe wtf
i am a rebel. that's why i refuse to eat even though my stomach is grumbling.
on showing her (nerdy) medical student's side
is pyrexic and she needs antipyretics to battle with her pyrexism wtf.
on applying her medical knowledge in daily life
commed mengajar saya untuk mengira rate of attack. tapi rate pembacaan buku commed saya sama macam rate kura kura tengah berlumba lari.
on being philosophical (this is the only one that can be take serious wtf)
happiness is always there as a choice. you just have to make the right decision.
on being the last minute person
Elle Pinksterz: i practise S&M. i always put my studies to the very last minutes because that is the only time i can fully focus and give all out to read a book. i work best under pressure even though pressure tortures me but i enjoy it. so, does this make me erm.. kinky?
on being an internet addict
macam nak jatuhkan hukum my notebook is khinzir. haram disentuh selagi belum habis target malam ni buku part 1. sekian. bye.
on the non-existance sporty gene
Elle Pinksterz: hubungan saya dan bidang sukan bolehlah dikatakan selari dengan minyak dan air. tapi esok saya akan turun padang jua untuk cairo sports day. soalannya sini, berapa tebal make up saya esok hari? (15 marks)
Elle Pinksterz: hubungan saya dan bidang sukan bolehlah dikatakan selari dengan minyak dan air. tapi esok saya akan turun padang jua untuk cairo sports day. soalannya sini, berapa tebal make up saya esok hari? (15 marks)
the highly, (sometimes way too high) dedicated germany fanatic
on her sacrifice to show how much she hates the brazil football team (with passion)
walaupun aku tak minat K-pop mahupun pelakon-pelakon dan cerita korea, hari ini aku tebalkan muka, tegarkan hati, kuatkan semangat untuk support team north korea sebab aku TAK SUKA brazil.
on giving her man the pep talk before a game
Dear Miroslav Klose, please win today's game against argentina. if german team lose, i won't have the mood to study for tomorrow's microbiology written exam. ergo, i won't be well prepared for the exam. in conclusion, my future's in your hand wtf.
on being the jerk who laughed out hard at another losing team which she hates with passions
Dear Pemain pemain dari Argentina International Football Team, you all dah book tiket flight nak balik kampung belum? almaklumlah sekarang peak season. student semua nak balik bercuti. kalau belum sila berbuat demikian dengan kadar segera. because i am sure you don't want to get stuck in africa for so long. mampu ke maradona nak tadah water face dia lagi? HAHA!
trending topic in twitter/ giving a piece of my mind
(mostly taken from twitter)
on kiasuness of the fans
World♥JoBros? Brazil♥Biebs? Allah, dunia nak kiamat dah.
on #whyrelationshipsdontlast:
you endearing terms to each other is mama-papa wtf.
you are still in high school la bodohhhh.
on giving unnecessary disclaimer to overly sensitived people regarding my provoking statuses:
kalau semua benda kena buat disclaimer, give explainations and clarifications, apa lagi misteri hidup yang tinggal?
on the issue of changing star signs due to some changes in the stars or something (?)
so what if our star signs are changing? to me, horoscopes are bullshits. even a kindergarten can spurt out random things like that to explain the ridiculous behaviour of someone or why you are low on cash this month or why your love life sucks. i don't believe in the power of the stars and planetary positions (though i enjoy reading them at times for good laugh).
and last but not least, the latest one i came up just this evening while studying (yes my brain is always that random):
on how diss your enemy with coolness:
in annoying orange's world you're definitely an apple. but in my world, you are more of granpa lemon; because you're sour and bitter. geddit? geddit?
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i bet there's more and i do want to include more, but these are the ones that i saved in my draft since last year and also few that i love so much that i manage to memorize them wtf.
plus, i don't have that much time to go and check all the archives from my twitter and facebook feeds (sorry i am not that lifeless wtf) as i have another community medicine exam tomorrow. so good day everyone and don't forget to pray lady luck will smile upon me when i am sitting for the tomorrow's paper!
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