"...there's only two kind of humans in this world. one is the male. and the other one being the pseudo-male."
"...41 years old circle and arrow.. what? it's not male. no. this is circle with an arrow."
"...you see people always say the patient is the female and the disease is cholesteatoma. this is wrong. the patient is cholesteatoma and the disease is the female."
"...a 9 years old female... ahh you see, if a female is nine years she is old but not in a male. a 39 years old male is still a child. like me."
"male patient presented with unilateral facial paralysis... must be he saw his fiance without makeup."
"39 years old male has motor car accident... must be his wife driving the car, that's why they got into an accident"
"a male patient... no! this is not a good question. there is an error. change it to female."
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i am a feminist (mostly) but seriously, this time i also kenot tahan to laugh at his jokes. there are more but these are the ones that i could recall. and of course, all the above quotes were taken throughout the year during my ENT tuition with none other, Dr. Mohamed Saad.
3 Comment(s):
wuahaha abang abang suke..terbaek :D
lol
oh my just few days after i posted this somehow i was accused as "women defender by the same doctor because i didn't laugh at his female jokes when in fact i was trying to figure out the answer to my question before my turn came.
kaget sebentar di situ! HAHAHAHA
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